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Chonk

O LORD HE COMIN
He chonk
by Nut in it July 14, 2019
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Chonk

A Chonk is defined as being equivalent to a long long long long. It is disputed how the "long" prefixes affect the size of the Chonk. Some experts argue that a Chonk is equal to 256 bits while others argue it is 4096 bits.
Klaus is to work on a formal treatise to determine its size.
"I hereby define a Chonk as a long long long long"
by Cizzin January 29, 2021
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Chonk

A cannabis "placebo", as such.

A non-existant type of cannabis whoes side effects include:

Feeling randy
Seeing white lights as red

The excuse for it being tasteless is due to the fact that it's boiled in milk to take out the flavour, this leads to the 3rd side effect:

The inability to eat dairy products, such as meat.

Used to trick people into thinking they're smoking pot.
Joe: "Are you feeling it yet?"
Shelly: "Yer, I'm well horny"
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Shelly: "Why can't I taste it?"
Matt: "Err, 'cos it's been boiled in milk"
by PlugDude July 6, 2005
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Chonk

An amalgamation of "choong" (meaning good, beautiful, heavy) and "tonk" (meaning large). Used a lot in terms of drugs
"I picked up a Q from Lengs the other day, it was chonk"

or

"You can always get good cheng from him, its £25 a G but its chonk"
by Brian Sewell Leng Man Fe Dem November 25, 2006
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chonk

that which is fat or large, in a way that is majestic
"You have been visited by the chonk. He will bring good fortune."
by OgrillonDnD October 3, 2019
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Chonking

When your girl is giving you head and you push her head down so that your penis hits the back of her throat and she gags until she vomits.
my girl was chonking the fuck out of me!
by Bewbz_emp May 28, 2018
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chonk

chonk is a fat bitch
by Summie Wummie May 16, 2021
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