by GI J October 14, 2020
Get the Chonk mug.A Chonk is defined as being equivalent to a long long long long. It is disputed how the "long" prefixes affect the size of the Chonk. Some experts argue that a Chonk is equal to 256 bits while others argue it is 4096 bits.
Klaus is to work on a formal treatise to determine its size.
Klaus is to work on a formal treatise to determine its size.
by Cizzin January 29, 2021
Get the Chonk mug.A cannabis "placebo", as such.
A non-existant type of cannabis whoes side effects include:
Feeling randy
Seeing white lights as red
The excuse for it being tasteless is due to the fact that it's boiled in milk to take out the flavour, this leads to the 3rd side effect:
The inability to eat dairy products, such as meat.
Used to trick people into thinking they're smoking pot.
A non-existant type of cannabis whoes side effects include:
Feeling randy
Seeing white lights as red
The excuse for it being tasteless is due to the fact that it's boiled in milk to take out the flavour, this leads to the 3rd side effect:
The inability to eat dairy products, such as meat.
Used to trick people into thinking they're smoking pot.
Joe: "Are you feeling it yet?"
Shelly: "Yer, I'm well horny"
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Shelly: "Why can't I taste it?"
Matt: "Err, 'cos it's been boiled in milk"
Shelly: "Yer, I'm well horny"
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Shelly: "Why can't I taste it?"
Matt: "Err, 'cos it's been boiled in milk"
by PlugDude July 6, 2005
Get the Chonk mug.An amalgamation of "choong" (meaning good, beautiful, heavy) and "tonk" (meaning large). Used a lot in terms of drugs
"I picked up a Q from Lengs the other day, it was chonk"
or
"You can always get good cheng from him, its £25 a G but its chonk"
or
"You can always get good cheng from him, its £25 a G but its chonk"
by Brian Sewell Leng Man Fe Dem November 25, 2006
Get the Chonk mug.by OgrillonDnD October 3, 2019
Get the chonk mug.When your girl is giving you head and you push her head down so that your penis hits the back of her throat and she gags until she vomits.
my girl was chonking the fuck out of me!
by Bewbz_emp May 28, 2018
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