chonch bag

A person worse than a douche bag who usually also smeels horrible.

After my boyfriend gave me a donkey punch without my permission i thought he was a total chonch bag.

by beny boy November 8, 2008

chonch bag

a person of low moral value who also smeels like rotten pussy.

after my useless boyfriend donkey punched me i knew for sure he was a chonch bag

by ben dussy November 8, 2008

Honk chonch

The act of sucking penis and or gargling balls

Holy shit I’m so gay want me to honk your chonch.

Hey man I’m about to honk chonch.

by Koala kid March 11, 2020

chonch burger

eating a womens pussy.

I want some chonch burger dude!

by Brianna BITCH April 27, 2008

Feminist Chonch

A female who is not only the type of feminist that is very aggressive and makes everything she hears something worthy of beginning and argument but also the kind that will try an use large sophisticated language to outwit her victim into believing the hot air she is spewing out is actually an important manner typically worthy of police attention

Carol wilson is such a feminist chonch.

by Fucking chonch May 6, 2015

chonche master

a master plumber who can commonly pull panoche like nobodies business. one who is called a chonche master can make their way up the ranks to attain the level 5000 which is the highest chonche master level to date

when we went to the bar last night, you pulled so much poontang that you’re definitely the chonche master!

by chupacabra 5000 October 1, 2020

Chonched Out

Knocked out, asleep.

John: Where's Mark?
Sarah: Didn't you see? Mark's chonched out on the couch. Did too much Mary Jane.

by Sleppppppppppppppppppppppppppy July 12, 2021