Chonging Turd

A huge shit that leaves you feeling immensely satisfied once you have taken it. Usually stinks.

Person A: Why are you looking so guilty?
Person B: I just took a chonging turd on your girlfriend.
Person A: Not a Cleveland Steamer!

by Yabadabadork January 10, 2016

Choking Trojan

First used by Brian Molko in Placebo's classic 'Commercial for Levi'. The song depicts flirtations with various illict substances, gay sex and other licentious acts. In simple terms, to 'choke trojan' is to perform oral sex on another man.

'You're the one whose always choking trojan,
You're the one who always showers golden'

by Superfly TNT October 23, 2004

chinkin

When you are under the influence of marijuana and your eyes are droopy.

Eyes chinkin' like Mr. Miyagi

by Albino Blacksheep April 30, 2008

choking the chicken

another word for masterbation, flagging the mule, slapping the salami, beating the bisop, wacking off and buttering the corn some people do this alot like Donny

Donny

by G April 11, 2003

Choking the Gobbler

Act of fellatio.

How did the secretary get to go on that fancy vacation? Choking the gobbler! Ask the boss! She was Choking my Tony's gobbler just last week!

by sheenium February 20, 2009

Choking the badge

When you have your first gay experience at a boy scout camp

Keith and I were caught choking the badge last night. We might get kicked out of Troop 53.

by The Dark Knight Vol 6 June 17, 2019

choking the goose

The act of masturbating while having both legs raised off the ground in a sitting position. Preferably when seated in a chair.

nb: This maneuver requires strength in upper thigh and groin areas. Stretching recommended.

Nabeel:"Blood, I was watching Neighbours the other week, supping on a cup of organic tea, when my fat mother burst in unannounced and caught me choking the goose!"
Chris: "No way Mans!"

by Steak Tits April 9, 2008