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Wendy's Family Size Chili

A Wendy's Family Size Chili is when a male eats an entire family sized container of chili from Wendy's and proceeds to butt fuck a female. Some time during inter-anal activities, the male removes his member from her glutial divide and vomits the entirety of the family sized Wendy's chili onto her ass. He then proceeds to re-insert his genitalia into her vaginal canal, to completion, thus attempting to make a family.
Tyler totally did the Wendy's Family Size Chili to his sister!
Hey Patch wanna do a Wendy's Family Size Chili later?
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Chili Sniper

A person who only aims for the butthole; and is insanely accurate. A one-shot, one-kill type deal.

Can also describe a fart gone terribly wrong, in which a nug of shit accompanies the gas expulsion.
"Look at that fag on the unicycle!"

"Yeah shroder, what a little chili sniper."
Chili Sniper by Brosephhhhh April 1, 2010

No Child's Behind Left 

The official dogma of the Catholic Church.

Credit goes to Christopher Hitchens
"no child's behind left"

Ok, maybe that's a stretch. But there's definitely at least a grain of truth to it.

chili storm 

A foul-smelling fart, especially one you have no way of detecting until you walk into the cloud.
Hey dude, did you get that email - Accck, oh shit, chili storm! That shit is foul. Was that you?
chili storm by beefchurner July 10, 2009

Child's Play 

The 1988 film that started it all. Released by United Artists, it tells the story of a widowed mother, who buys her son a doll he's been anxious to get...for his 6th birthday. Able to buy one 75 percent off from a homeless man, she starts to regret her decision after they learn the doll was possessed by the soul of a dying serial killer hours earlier.
" 'Child's Play' scared the shit out of me when I was little."
"Fuck yeah! Especially the part where the mom went looking for the bum at 11 pm at night."
"What??"
"The music score in that scene was creepy as fuck."
Child's Play by CBinion91 May 18, 2020

chili supper 

When you are engaged in a the art of the "69" sexual position, and the girl on top decides to drop a steaming load all over your face.
That 69 was magical, until I was abruptly fed a chili supper.
chili supper by DJ Biscuits November 25, 2013

chili salsa 

When banging a chic on her period, then proceeding to collect the mix of blood and cemen then shit in it to resemble meat, then making her eat it.
After I found out she was on her period, I made her some chili salsa to have after.
chili salsa by TyAl October 21, 2015