Cheesecake Factory on a Tuesday

Very boring. Dull. Not very fun

“This party is a real Cheesecake Factory on a Tuesday.”
“Tell me about it.”

by bigsteezy July 18, 2019

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Cheesecake Hand Job

Commonly referred to as a CCHJ, this sexual act is decidedly an up and comer. A CCHJ constitutes a female using cheesecake as a lubricant while performing a hand job. The male recipient eats a separate slice of cheesecake while the hand job is performed. Towards the end of the hj the female performs oral sex, consequently getting some cheesecake herself as well as minimizing clean up.

Person #1: Hey man how was valentines day dinner with Sarah?
Person #2: Dinner was great but dessert was better. We ordered to slices of delicious cheesecake to go and I stayed up all night getting cheesecake hand jobs.
Person #1: Dude you're fucking fresh as produce.

by PJFRESH February 8, 2009

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cheesecake moment

Orgasm. Derived from the feeling you get from eating good cheesecake being similar to an orgasm.

When she saw him, she had a cheesecake moment in her pants because he was sooooo hot!

by The Coolest Freshman Ever December 2, 2010

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Cheesecake Bites

Where your partner masterbates onto your asshole, then you take the asshole jizz mixture and freeze the mixture into ice cube trays. Put your ice cube tray into the freezer and freeze for an hour. Finally you and your partner eat the frozen cheese cake bites during Netflix and chill sessions.

Derrick wanted John to make "Cheesecake Bites" so they could have a snack while binge watching I was Teenaged Werewolf on Netflix.

by StickamanJensen May 29, 2017

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