Toasted Cheese Sandwich

This term describes the spreading of a female's legs the morning after an evening of vigorous and non-condom-wielding snoo snoo.

The congealed residual baby batter combined with the love lips being 'peeled apart' is comparable to the opening of a toasted cheese sandwich.

Franz: "We just passed out after an exhausting romp!"

Lucile: "Oh god opening my legs this morning was like peeling apart a freshly toasted gouda pocket, a real toasted cheese sandwich."

Franz: "Don't ever talk to me again."

by The Third Khaaal May 9, 2011

Fast Cheese Sandwich (FCS)

One slice of bread, one slice of cheese, folded.

Well I had to work late, so I picked up a Fast Cheese Sandwich (FCS) on the way home. - Dick Van Dyke

by dr. dick6969 September 26, 2009

Ghetto Grilled Cheese Sandwich

Two pieces of toast, 2 pieces of cheese with the plastic wrapper removed, assemble it and then nuke it in the microwave oven until the cheese melts.

Dad's making ghetto grilled cheese sandwichs for supper, "Let's see if we can eat at a friends house tonight!"

by Dave Sladek December 28, 2008

toasted cheese sandwich

Ever tried a muff dive the morning after?

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by Thabo Mbeki (Another Kaffer) October 25, 2003

Hamlet-n-cheese sandwich

A situation where something is rotten in the state of Denmark, your jester is clearly dead, or your uncle has clearly murdered your dad and married your mom.

Horatio: Dude, is this Yorick?!
Steve: Shit ... I didn't order this Hamlet-n-cheese sandwich!

by ThingNamer2000 September 20, 2016

Ja Rule Cheese Sandwich

A bust, a shitshow, something that plain old didn't work, was inadequate and made a mess at the same time. After the infamous "artisinal" cheese sandwich photo from Ja Rule's failed Fyre Fest in 2016, when rich festival-goers ran out of food and water

-"How did your Phd Viva go?"

-"It was a bit of a Ja Rule Cheese Sandwich if I'm honest"

"Moving out of my place is at short notice is a total Ja Rule Sandwich"

-"How was New Year's Eve this year?"

- "The usual, a big 'ole Ja Rule Sandwich"

by DaClub January 27, 2018

roast beef and dick cheese sandwich

n: what happens when a girl with roast beef curtains and a boy with an uncircumsized penis have sex. His dick cheese mixes with her roast beef curtains.Throw 2 buns on it and you got a roast beef and dick cheese sandwich!

Dude, Brandon and Shaquisha hooked up last night...they made a roast beef and dick cheese sandwich!

by BlackOutCrew January 17, 2008