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changology

Gitta likes the changology of changing things to suit herself.
by cornerstore8 September 4, 2021
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Cohanology

The ancient studies and science of the Levitical Priesthood. It stems from the Paleo Hebrew word “Cohan” which means priest, and it’s suffix, “ology” means “the study of”. This term was coined by the researcher and YouTuber, Chief Moreh.
Crystals and Numerology are my favorite parts of Cohanology.
by Daniel Buffington February 18, 2022
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chirology

BAINE'S Manager / Friend (Baine.co.uk)
OMG HE'S CHIROLOGY! HE WORKS FOR BAINE!!
by Viozo July 17, 2022
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Chronology of Events

Is thus:
Weaponized schizophrenia -> Hym+10 years = What happens if I do this -> "WhAt HaPpEnS iF i Do ThIs? WhAt HaPpEnS iF i Do ThIs?" = Child Murder ☠️ -> 😭 -> "WHAT HAPPENS IF I DO THIS! AAAAAAH!! AAAAAH! MY KIDS!! MEH KIIIIIIDS!!! AAAAH! AAAAH! I CAN DO WHAT EVER I WANT IF I'M PROTECYING MY KIDS! MY KIIIIIIIDS!!! AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"

And thus is the chronology of events!

Hym "You created a mind-rape surveillance apparatus... I reconfigured it into a child murder and manipulate you daughter into fucking apparatus and OH! WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT! AN EMERGENT PROPERTY!! It also enriches the people you do it to! Wow! I didn't know it DID that! Awesome! The upgrade works better than I thought!"
by Hym Iam June 12, 2025
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Cardology

Cardology
noun
The sacred, semi-scientific study of cardboard — especially its behavior when subjected to water, fire, pressure, motion, and time.
The practice of transforming discarded cardboard into functional, sculptural, or philosophical artifacts through wet forming, wheatpasting, charring (Yakisugi-style), spinning, crushing, and ritual abuse.
A fake academic discipline invented by people who refuse to throw boxes away.
I can’t come out tonight, I’m doing cardology — I have to wet-form an inverse dome and fire-spin a triangle into a top."
by Heymuse December 25, 2025
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