To be a winner, to not give a fuck about the restrictions of society and live to the fullest, which includes, but not limited to: Fucking the hottest pornstars, having the sickest parties, doing the purest cocaine, and getting rushed to the hospital every week.
Person A: "Charlie Sheen's actually a lonely dude who tries to mask his misery by convincing himself that he's the biggest person ever."
Me: "Shut up dude, he has 2 live in girlfriends, they are two of the hottest pornstars, and they gave up their career for him, he OWNS them!"
Person A: "Well, sex money and drugs doesn't equal happiness."
Me: "Yes, it does."
Me: "Shut up dude, he has 2 live in girlfriends, they are two of the hottest pornstars, and they gave up their career for him, he OWNS them!"
Person A: "Well, sex money and drugs doesn't equal happiness."
Me: "Yes, it does."
by joeeeeeeeeeeeeeee122334 March 06, 2011
1. (n) A drug that is unavailable to the public. It melt your face and explode your body and make your children cry.
2. (n) A man who is bi-winning, has tiger’s blood and adonis DNA, will soon be Warner Brothers's namesake (Sheen Brothers), he won best picture at 20 for a movie he didn’t write or produce (without trying), makes Mick Jagger look like a droopy-eyed amputee, he can cure disease with his brain, and he is magic.
2. (n) A man who is bi-winning, has tiger’s blood and adonis DNA, will soon be Warner Brothers's namesake (Sheen Brothers), he won best picture at 20 for a movie he didn’t write or produce (without trying), makes Mick Jagger look like a droopy-eyed amputee, he can cure disease with his brain, and he is magic.
1. I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
2.Charlie Sheen doesn't need AA, AA was written for normal people, people that don’t have tiger blood and Adonis DNA.
2.Charlie Sheen doesn't need AA, AA was written for normal people, people that don’t have tiger blood and Adonis DNA.
by Mailman9 March 04, 2011
by chrisrules March 30, 2011
The biggest joke in Hollywood, and is incredibly high all the time, while banging his full time prostitutes.
Guy 1: "How much cocaine do you think Charlie Sheen is on right now?"
Guys 2: "I don't know for sure, but probably enough to kill two and a half men"
Guys 2: "I don't know for sure, but probably enough to kill two and a half men"
by Winning Tiger Blood March 17, 2011
Charlie Sheen -noun. A man who bangs average looking prostitutes (goddesses), uses methamphetamine (tiger blood), and appears on national television obviously high/tweaking (winning).
I need AA, NA, Valtrex, a new publicist, and an intervention from Dr. Drew. I've clearly pulled a Charlie Sheen this weekend.
by Bad Ass Frank March 03, 2011
A drug that if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
by tigerblood March 03, 2011
by stressed college student March 15, 2011