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Charismatic Enigma

The Charismatic Enigma, AKA Jeff Hardy, one of the Greatest Wrestlers OF ALL TIME!!! His Carrier was ended prematurely by CM Punk on Smackdown in a Steel Cage Match. the match was set so the winner would walk away with the World Heavy Weight Championship, and the loser would resign their WWE contract. CM Punk won, to the dismay of hundreds of thousands of WWE fans everywhere.
Announcer: On the way to the ring, from Cameron, North Carolina, weighing in at 221 lbs. The Charismatic Enigma, JEEEEEEEFF HAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRDDDDDYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Charismatic Enigma by Me Me You ME September 26, 2009
A personal magic of leadership arousing special popular loyalty or enthusiasm as a public figure (a special magnetic charm or appeal)
She has so much charisma!!!
charisma by Chrizzy April 16, 2006

Chrismita 

An awesome person who owns a Donkey
Have you seen Chrismita around?
Chrismita by shakshakshakespeare November 28, 2011

Charismatocracy 

A form of group decision making where the beautiful, popular, or powerful people are followed no matter how lame, annoying, or dull their ideas are. The condition where the cool things are ignored while undesirable activities are undertaken simply because of the individual wishes of a charismatic or entitled group member.
(text) "This bar is jumpin'. i can't find you guys, are you here yet?"
(answer text) "We went with Sasha because she wanted to go home and watch tv."

7th game, 4th quarter, 3:00 minutes on clock, time game NBA playoffs
bro to bro: "catch you guys later, i'm leaving with Stephanie and them."
response: "dude, break free of the charismatocracy. you're missing a great game."

post-charismatic 

People who are open to God but indifferent or hostile to church because of bad past experience(s).
"I submit that the same is true for those of us who self-identify as post-charismatic -- the answer to the abuses and errors within the charismatic movement should not lead us to abandon all things Spirit-led..."

charisma poisoning 

the overwhelming feeling that you get when you meet or recently meet someone who is very charismatic. something about them has sticked with you, probably for a very long time, until you see them again. Being around them makes you contemplate things you have previously done and what you can do about it, for better or for worse. Your feelings about this person permeate throughout your everyday activities and if left uncontrolled may consume you entirely, as poisoning would.
Meeting someone that as the power to give you charisma poisoning gives you a warm tingly feeling whenever you think about them, and you will think less of yourself if you disappoint them.
charisma poisoning by t511b April 8, 2011