detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?

Following this PDA warning there are two scenarios.

A: you ignore it and shit your pants to a reaper leviathan seconds later.
B: You turn around and your pants get to live another day

PDA: “Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?”

You: “I can’t possibly imagine what could go wro-AHHHHH,SH** YOU CU*T GO F*** YOURSELF, NO NO NO NO NO JESUS.”

Your seamoth: *Dies*
Your pants: *Turn brown*
A hole in your monitor: *Appears*

by CallMeBez April 8, 2023

certainteed

adj.

Certainly gauranteed; guaranteed to be certain; fasho (for sure); no doubt.

Thug: "When are you getting that new car homes?"
Graduate: Next month, son, certainteed.

by Choy Boyeeeeeeee January 10, 2005

why certainly dear

a statement of agreement when u cant be arsed saying anythin else, also can be used as sarcasm

person: hello lee

Lee: why certainly dear

by Lee Holland September 20, 2003

certainly gaurented

To be sure

You are certainly gaurented

by DarthQuantum June 13, 2017

Certainly Gay

the opposite of no homo

I wanna get spanked by my male improv friends, but certainly gay.

by brendans homie December 24, 2018

certainfury

The gayest person on the planet. Possible school shooter. Crushing on kaitlyn.

Certainfury debates on whether he shoots up the school today or tomorrow.

by Yahyeetonthemhoes November 27, 2018

Hommes certains

A bunch of crackheads
They are the nicest people you will ever meet
They will make you either feel gay or will make you feel cool so it’s a win/win either way!
Half of them are gay as shit but if you don’t try then you don’t know !
They’re favourite past time is to ingest drugs

Hey did you see the new hommes certains that got kicked out of school ?

by Ur local man December 31, 2019