Every Toilet, Every Ceiling Fan.

The phrase you use when you have to do an extensive amount of work, that is ultimately pointless.

John: What do we have to do in Language Arts tonight?
Isaac: Every toilet, every ceiling fan.

by Tearoze December 28, 2015

cailyn

the nicest person in the world but if you get on her bad side she will treat you like a potato!

that cailyn is so nice and perfect

by audrey123456 June 22, 2018

ceilidh

pronounced 'kay-lee' not 'sea-lid' get it right.
it's a girls name, mostly used in scotland or ireland.
If you live somewhere other than those 2 places and you're named this either your parents hate you, your family's heavily scottish/irish, or your parents were trying to be 'unique'.
If you fit any of the above and you are looking to name your child ceilidh please note, your child will be nicknamed 'sea-lid' all her school years and it will not be fun. Trust me.
So go name your kid something better than this, like alex. Thats a nice name, and easy to say.

when a dimwitted sub calls my name in class:
Sub: "um, i dont know how to pronounce this..."
(me already knowing what name shes trying to say from experience)
Me: it's pronounced kaylee.
sub: "is its kaylid? sealidauh?"
me: "no its kaylee."
sub: "thats not how its spelt, are you sure...?"
me: "i think i would know i have had my name for 14 years thank you very much."
ceilidh

by not sea-lid okay October 8, 2012

spackle the ceiling

1. Codespeak between guys meaning to masturbate excessively... Also 2. To come so hard while masturbating and after looking down and not seeing any results realize that is what is dripping on your forhead because it landed on the ceiling.

2 dudes conversing in the presence of females...
Dude1: Man you missed an awesome party the other night, where were you?
Dude2: Uh, I stayed home man I had to ' spackle the ceiling.'
Dude1: I heard that

by roosterjackson70 February 17, 2017

debt ceiling chicken

A game where everyone in Congress refuses to agree on a deal to raise the debt ceiling until the last possible minute. It's like regular chicken, but instead of driving cars at each other, politicians are using the economy.

John Boehner: I don't give a shit if our country turns into Mad Max 2. I'm going to win this game of debt ceiling chicken.
Barack Obama: Challenge accepted!

by themalk August 6, 2011

ceiling cat

A Feline deity who enjoys carving a hidden niche into the ceiling so it can hide above its victim's bed and watch masturbation take place.

I was masturbating this morning and I was startled when I looked up and saw Ceiling cat.

by Coil222 June 11, 2006

Ceilena

A great woman with poised with sassiness that cannot be touched. It may be in her walk, her talk, or her looks, but there is no doubt it means she owns the room and has that natural charisma. She has swagger, and dominates in life. Although her hands may be a bit cold at times, she has a warm heart, and her kiss is passionate and perfect. She is usually a dark brunette with long hair. Can be very witty and intelligent and athletic too when she feels like it. There is always a gorgeous smile on her face, and her laugh is really sweet. She is very classy. She never gives one a hard time. She is basically one's best friend.

person 1 - Wow, she's like a goddess!

person 2 - yeah, she's a Ceilena

I love my best friend! She's my Ceilena

Hi Ceilena!!!

by agms July 9, 2011