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ceebs merchant

A ceebs merchant is one who does not attend happs despite having nothing better to do for the simple reason of not being bothered.
Person 1: "Yo is Mike coming to the party?"

Person 2: "Nah, don't you know? Mike is a ceebs merchant."
ceebs merchant by z4//////1 December 5, 2022

Ceebs Machine 

That dodgeball team is so ceebs machine
Ceebs Machine by Dawg122345 February 19, 2025

Phatty Ceebs 

Beyond any level of ceeb found, very rare amongst the older generation. Only two boys have adopted this culture of phatty ceebs
Dom: Ooga Booga come here
Caeleb: PHATTY CEEBS
Phatty Ceebs by Phatty Ceebs August 18, 2019

Chronic Ceebs

It's a lot like Chronic fatigue, but entirely bullshit.

There is only one known case to man kind, this case is found in the beautiful man, most commonly known as Steven Charles Vella.
"Hey man why you late to school again?"

"Hey Bro, i couldn't wake up, my chronic ceebs flared up again"

"Sounds like Bullshit"

"Nah man, It's real! Ask my mum."

Teebs ceebs 

To be honest I can't be arsed.

Shortened versions of the abbreviations 'Tbh' and 'cba'.

But put together they're even cooler. It just flows off the tongue easily.

Created and used frequently at NGHS.
"Teebs ceebs with homework"

"Yeah I ceebs with life in general teebs."
Teebs ceebs by BXBXBXBX December 9, 2008
Meaning "Apple Shape" referring to quality buttocks found on the rear of both female and male human beings.
The word "Ceeb" is originated from the word apple in Iranian. "Shape" is referring to the nice rounded buttock that the person, using the word, is referring to.
The word "Ceebshape" must never be used to 'trick' or 'troll' your mates, as this is deemed inferior and/or life threatening to the victim.
"DAMN man, doesn't your sister have a nice ceebshape?"
"oi!"
"DAAAAAMMMMMNNNNNN"
Ceebshape by Ceeb_Hunter March 27, 2015