cartman

The whole reason to watch south park. He is the fattest kid and the funniest. Watches Terrence and Philip while eating cheesy poofs, snacky cakes, chocalate chicken pot pies, and powerdered donut pancake suprise. Has a slutty mom who spoils him. Always coming up with some stupid idea to get rich or get revenge.

Bob: Lets watch south park, its the one where cartman builds a hippie drill!

by bigshow8891 October 10, 2005

Cartman Day

A 24-hour period in which you indulge yourself in complete gluttony, narcissism and sloth, in the manner of Eric Cartman on Comedy Central's South Park.

Guy1: Did you just pound down that entire box of Krispy Kremes?

Dude: Yep, I'm having a Cartman Day. A nap, then a tub of Ben and Jerrys is next, right after I get you to RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!

Guy2: But... you're already a fatass.

Dude: Screw you guys -- I'm going home!

by CA Central August 4, 2010

Porsche Cayman S

Designed by the good people at Porshe A.G. as an intermediate car that fills the gap between the 911 and the Boxster. A mid engine build that puts a premium on handling and driving precision more than balls-out peformance from, say the 911S. Yet it can blast to 60mph in around 5 toe curling seconds {depends on year, model etc} and scare the living crappola' out of yourself in the process. I guess it's about 40% Boxster, 30% 911 and the rest it's own special goods. A special blend to be sure. Let lose to the public in 2005, it's built a nice rep' as a multi use road machine that can cummute like a Honda Civic with pretty good gas mileage {20 city, 28 hwy} with the ponnies to transform itself into a mini Indy car by simply mashing down your right foot....you know the one. The flat six's exhaust note is simply symphonic with a low growl that mutates into a Banshee shriek that makes a guys spine say "Oh Baby!, spank me harder and don't spare the hand brush!" It really sounds like an ole' school 993 Carrera with the air cooled flat six. The car seems connected to the driver with an almost telekinetic union and that means you feel everything from the whirling pound of the engine through your back to every little bit of foreign matter you drive over. The car does have it's little piss-offs though but who the fuck cares! Your driving one of the most cool rides from Stuttgart to grace Canadian streets in years.

"What the hell was 'dat little shcreamer?" said the drunkin' alien. "Why, it was a Porsche Cayman S you silly, green, bug-eyed twat" Say's the english gentleman in a tweed coat.

by BEASER February 24, 2011

Eric Cartman

someone who is NOT fat and indeed is just big boned, and only child, with a mother who spoils him. he's never caught being nice and made his girlfriend fat.. I mean big boned

Jessica: omg look how fat Eric Cartman isss!
Cartman: (overhears) IM NOT FAT IM BIG BONED

by ur moms hot October 5, 2019

Eric Cartman

A foul-mouthed, mean spirited, sexually confused, and morbidly obese 9-year-old on South Park.

Eric Cartman talking to Kyle:Shut up you fucking Jew!

by kyem2010 October 19, 2005

cartman

Everything that is racist, ignorant, and just plain wrong in the world condensed down into a fat, hilarious nine year old cartoon character.

Cartman: Don't call me fat, you fucking Jew!
Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the F-word?
Cartman: Jew?

by Andrew M B May 4, 2006

Catantrum

A tantrum thrown during a game of Settlers of Catan.

Remember that time you stole Justin's longest road and he threw a catantrum? I almost lost an eye! That dude is nuts.

by Captain Ore September 4, 2009