Catastrophic Fail

Failure that approaching epic level proportions. Usually as a result of dumbass antics

Person :1 I hope this trick works

(Rides bike off a set of stairs and faceplants)

Person 2: This is what happens when you attempt something you shouldn't. This isn't epic, but you get a catastrophic fail

by The Immortal Dragon December 30, 2010

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Rectal Catastrophe

A synonym for goatse

or

A synonym for 1 guy 1 jar

Matt: "Did you see that video I sent you?"

Mason: "Oh man, that was a Rectal Catastrophe."

by Barbecued Ribs May 11, 2010

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apostrophe catastrophe

The term apostrophe catastrophe denotes incorrect use or non-use of the apostrophe (') in a sentence.

Examples of apostrophe catastrophes:

We sell carrot's, parsnip's and potatoe's.

Its going to rain.

Johns coat and Marias bag were left on the train.

He grabbed the cat and started playing with it's tail.

by Fearman March 31, 2008

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Condom catastrophe

When a guy and girl are Fucking and the condom breaks either un noticed or at the wrong moment Result : An OMG moment that could result in an end product of a possible Dump 'N' Dash, Bastard Baby, or STD Stunner!

Dude Last night I Had a Condom Catastrophe!!!!

by Forever Fun 'N' Faithful August 30, 2009

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catastrophic failure

A sudden and total failure of some system from which recovery is impossible. The affected system not only experiences destruction beyond any reasonable possibility of repair, but also frequently causes injury, death, or significant damage to other, often unrelated systems.

No matter how much she wanted to deny it, she was a catastrophic failure.

by Sasha Greene May 8, 2008

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