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CAT AND THE HAT

Skyler *starts tweaking*
walter"THAT BITCH ON CAT IN THE HAT"
CAT AND THE HAT
by Dirt sandwitch May 7, 2024
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A movie that was supposed to released today, but the dumbasses at Warner Bros. delayed it.
DAMN IT, The Cat in the Hat (2026 film) was delayed!
by certified dirtbag douche eater February 27, 2026
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That's a gold hat, cool cat

Australian slang

Gold hat: a great idea

Cool cat: a cool, chill person
Person 1: I think we should order pizza tonight. What do you say man?

Person 2: That's a gold hat, cool cat!
by Frederick Burns December 16, 2016
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Hat In The Cat

When you're scrumpin' and you've been going at it so long that your condom slips off your weenis, and gets stuck in her vagina. That's a Hat in the Cat.
"We were at it for over an hour when I noticed things weren't right. So when I looked down, I saw that we'd accomplished a Hat in the Cat."
by Derpa Derpa March 25, 2005
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Cat Hater

That one person who has a deep hatred towards felines. These type of people tend to be socially ostracized and are on the weirder side of the spectrum.
Why'd Matt walk away during our discussion on Puma's?
I heard he was one of those Cat Haters.
by OwOZYY February 9, 2022
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Converted Cat Hater

A person who had a lifetime hatred of cats. One who used to tell tales of how evil they were. Then one day their girlfriend or wife, or kid, or etc. forces them to live with a cat. Cats are attracted to cat haters. This particular cat also turns out to be intelligent, friendly and loving. The cat hater eventually sees kitty do something funny, looks at kitty and says, " You'll do cat,you got a home with me." At this point kitty will look at the former cat hater and blink hi eyes one time. In cat talk this can mean different things but in this case it means "I like you too."

A converted cat hater becomes a cat defender. They get angry when people say bad things about them. They become homicidal if they think somebody is going to hurt their cat.
Two bored teenagers are crusing a tiny midwestern village late at night.
Teen 1; I'm bored man, lets do something, lets tear this fucking little town up, take that gun and shoot at some houses.

Teen 2; This is the town where Billy was killed. He shot at a house and within 15 seconds half the town was shooting at him.

Teen 1, Bad idea, take my pellet rifle, it makes less noise, and start shooting their fucking cats. Everybody in this town hates cats. We will be hero's to them.

Teen 2. Aims the pellet rifle at a cat but before he can shoot the back window of their car explodes. Then they hear the distinct sound of another round being jacked in to a pump shot gun.

Teen 1. "Lets get the fuck out of here dude!" "That's a converted cat hater with a gun and they WILL kill us."

The teens later meet their buddies. They tell their friends "Some asshole shot our back window out but that's OK." We really beat the shit out of him and we tore that little town up before we left," "You shoulda seen it man, they was all scared of us and acting like bitches."
by OneWhoKnowsBetter December 20, 2012
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Cat-Hate

The hating of the normal house cat due to its creation of sheer annoyance by meowing and generally being an unfaithful little shit.
1: Dude, i fucking hate cats
2: you got some real cat-hate there
by Drako169 December 6, 2009
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