Chad: Yo bro we haven't hungout in like a month what's going on?
James: sorry man I'm just busy. Got family shit.
Tyler: didn't you know? He's a dirty cassius.
James: sorry man I'm just busy. Got family shit.
Tyler: didn't you know? He's a dirty cassius.
by Shikolas November 21, 2023
When a homosexual man pretends to be straight, but he gets railed by big brawley men on the weekends.
Chad: hey man he haven't hungout in like a month, what's going on?
James: I'm just always busy man, family shit.
Tyler: didn't you know? James is a dirty cassius.
James: I'm just always busy man, family shit.
Tyler: didn't you know? James is a dirty cassius.
by Shikolas November 21, 2023
Chad: Yo bro we haven't hungout in like a month what's going on?
James: sorry man I'm just busy. Got family shit.
Tyler: didn't you know? He's a dirty cassius.
James: sorry man I'm just busy. Got family shit.
Tyler: didn't you know? He's a dirty cassius.
by Shikolas November 21, 2023
by Gäy Cassius March 21, 2020
Cassius: a stinky eggman hemo who runs around like Naruto thinking he’s sonic always talking crap to people. He only eats nuggets and ramen and most of the time poops his butt. His weakness is shut doors and going to grandpas.
by Dr. Eggman March 18, 2023
A: That individual could be a Cassius.
B: Why is this so?
A: I recently discovered that he suffers from a variety of mental illnesses.
B: Why is this so?
A: I recently discovered that he suffers from a variety of mental illnesses.
by lnvestigator April 27, 2023
A penis with a substantial curve to the left or right (Depending on the dominant hand) usually caused from obsessive and/or frequent masturbation. This primarily occurs in men who cannot get laid.
"Oh, he's definitely gotten himself a cassius by now."
"She can't even please her husband anymore, the poor man must have himself a cassius by now."
"She can't even please her husband anymore, the poor man must have himself a cassius by now."
by Thirst3 March 07, 2020