Cardigan Man

A man who walks around late at night in an unsightly cardigan.

Hey Tom theres the cardigan man lets egg him

by peter hodkinson December 14, 2008

Jesus Christ in a cardigan sweater

1. An exclamation used when in pain or shock.

2. The indie Jesus.

1. Guy: "Jesus Christ in a cardigan sweater! That fucking hurt!"

2. Person: "So I ran into Jesus at Urban Outfitters today..."

by Lunar Escape January 11, 2009

Cardigan

A slang word used by hippies, tree-huggers, and a select few unnaturally awesome human beings, to describe an event (usually an outdoor adventure) in the most preposterous, beastly, epic way.

CARDIGAN can also be broken down to describe 73.9% of the average hippie's vocabulary:

C-ool

A-wesome

R-adical

D-ope

I-cey

G-narly

A-ce

N-autical

I'm sure none of these kids at the ski hill have any idea how totally Cardigan our day is going...

by JaylebC July 3, 2011

Cardigans

A debatably one-hit wonder band most popularly known for their song "Lovefool."

A common response to asking about this band:

"Man, do you know the Cardigans?"
"What's that?"

by jonoitaliano December 6, 2006

Cardigan Party

A party where the guests are all your cardigans, and you sip martinis (or other highbrow alcoholic beverages) and your cardigans come to life, and like, hang out with you.

Hey Melissa Joan-Hart, want to come to my Cardigan Party? Don't forget to bring that delightful alpaca-wool double-breasted button up!

by katiebluebird December 30, 2010

The Cardigan Wearer's Personality

The personality that accompanies someone of the male sex who can "pull off" wearing a cardigan of any sort.

The Cardigan Wearer's Personality consists of but is not limited to all of the following:
-Plays some sort of an Instrument
-Wears fitted or skinny jeans
-interested in non-profit organizations
-fohawk.
-not embarrassed to rock a satchel.
-says "mer" on a frequent basis.
-Can sing really high.

by razzapplemelon February 20, 2011

Cardigan

The bush style a woman sports when she leaves the pubes alongside her labia in their natural state, which gives her vulva the appearance of a open cardigan sweater.

While Jillian did trim the length of her pubes to keep her bush from getting too wild, she didn't shape it and left her lips hairy, so her pussy looked like a brown cardigan.

Damn, that pussy looks like Mr. Rogers' sweater.

by NavyRhino March 16, 2019