capital wasteland

1. The main location in a popular video game called Fallout 3 ( Basically a destroyed Washington D . C )

2. The real Washington D . C could still be considered a Capital Wasteland due to crime , crooked cops , crooked politicians , as well as it's strange on again off again gun ban laws that violate the constitution from the same country and so forth.

( example 1 ) Gamer 1 : " I killed a super mutant at the capital wasteland. "

Gamer 2 : " I didn't know you liked Fallout 3 ".

( example 2 ) Man 1 : " I got a job working for the government. "

Man 2 : " Really where at ? "

Man 1: " The Capital Wasteland. "

by The EVIL Vault Boy July 19, 2012

college basketball capital of the world

Located in Storrs, Connecticut. Home of the UConn Huskies. When asking a random student from UConn why they chose to attend here, you'll most likely hear the response of "UConn basketball, duh..". On top of that, the women along with the men both consistently beat every other team's ass.

Friend: "Hey man, was thinking of applying to Kentucky or Duke, I heard they have a great basketball program."

Me: "Fuck outta here, have you ever considered the college basketball capital of the world? Those schools are jokes compared to UConn.

by Huskies02 November 19, 2015

Capital high school

A terrible fucking place where snakes roam the hallways, don’t stand in the same place for too long or some nigga with rainbow hair will definitely roll up on ur ass and talk about anime. If u see that sketchy kid in the back reach for his bag fucking run you don’t have long to live (aye but at least we aren’t Boise high lol fuck that school)

“What school do you go to?”

“I go to capital High school”

“oh u must be a fucking faggot lol”

by TittyBoiMac October 15, 2018

Melvin Capital

An extremely shitty hedge fund made up of scammers and money-having monkeys. Bribe companies like Robinhood and Discord to censor the smart retards who pour all their money into $GME.

Tried to tell my fellow retards on Discord to buy the dips and HOLD buy got my account banned by Melvin Capital

TO THE MOON! 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

by Mama turtle January 28, 2021

capital malcompliance

The direct disobedience of your local civil protection unit.

"Attention: You have been charged with:
243 Assault on Civil Protection Team
Capital Malcompliance
Divisice Sociocidal Counter-Obeyance

You have been judged guilty by civil protection, all units deliver terminal verdict immediately"

by Overwatch April 20, 2005

Capital One

The company that gives me spam mail every day.

Also Capital One, definitely not you.

I open my mailbox every day and I get at least one Capital One letter every fucking day.

by Not Bill from ft worth July 10, 2018

Capital STEEZ

A great rapper that unfortunately committed suicide before his career even started.

Look up Capital STEEZ on YouTube.

by nobody9845322 February 6, 2013