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Cape Cod

Seriously the BEST PLACE ON THIS PLANET. Cape Cod is made up of locals, and then the fucking tourists. The locals are the hard working, lower/middle classes, who send their kids to a local Cape school. A local Cape Coddian doesn't have to be born on the Cape, rich, white, preppy, or part of the elite. To be considered a local, you have to have at least grown up on the Cape, you have to have had a majority of your k-12 schooling done on the Cape, you have to love everything to do with the ocean, you have to conservatively love the land and the people, but also be liberally willing to accept change. That's why you find so many Country Loving, AWESOME Rednecks on the Cape, especially in the Barnstable, Falmouth, Mashpee, area. The Cape is the melting pot of New England, also, you have to absolutely love Cape Girls, you have to love to have bonfires in the woods and on the beach, you have to love shotgunning beer, you have to love bending the rules, you need to be able to work with your hands, whether that be cars, doing landscaping, masonry, Cape Coddian's are tough, hardy, smart New Englanders. You also have to love Woods Hole. On the Cape you'll make some of the best friends, have some of the best hookups, meet some of the best girls/boys, go to some of the most lit bangers, and you'll learn to love trucks and how useful they are, and why being from the Cape is the best thing on Earth.
(Country Music Blasting in the f-150)
Foreman: What's the address Baxter?
Andrew: Woods Hole Gold Course

(arrive at the banger thats lit af with tons of Cape Girls having patron and beer)
Thats Cape Cod for you
by CapeCodRednecks January 30, 2017
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Stoneskin Gargoyle Cape

A white cape that looks longer than your average cloak or cape.
Hey look it's a white and longer than an average cape, it must be a Stoneskin Gargoyle Cape.
by Bludshot May 30, 2006
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Rojo Caliente

1. Worst music video ever.
2. Appalling waste of money and time.
3. General lack of talent, a desperate attempted to become the Undergrad Paris Hilton, despite the misfortune of Rojo's inability to dance without her eyes crossing.
4. Insult to redheaded people, Queen's University, and the music industry.
5. Failure to realise that "paid", "game", and "VIP" do not rhyme.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=d53LunLBQmU

Platinum Card, with endless charge, that's rojo caliente!
by publicopinion January 12, 2009
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cape face

The face one acquires living south of rt 3. The ruddy complexion of alcoholism mixed with salty sea air and oxycontin theft. White trash eyes are a plus, but not necessary.
I got so drunk last night i woke up in bed with this cape faced girl. I ran out immediately and went to dunkin' donuts.
by jenjet2 September 28, 2009
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Cape Carteret

Formally a quaint coastal community 2.5 hours outside of Raleigh, now a highly developed suburb of nothing that you move too because Raleigh isn't white enough.
Hey did you hear about the Pakistani family that moved in next door? I think it's time we move to Cape Carteret.
by herndonium September 15, 2020
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Cacie

Cacie is an amazing girl who is soooo absolutely pretty even on her “worst” days. She’s has beautiful and shiny copper colored hair with hints of red and cool brown eyes. Cacie is super nice wants you get to know her and is excepting of most people. She will always stand up for someone who needs it even if she doesn’t know who they are. She doesn’t go quiet when someone is being mean to her friends or anyone she’s around, cacie will always be there for you no matter what and won’t back down for anything. She will also mess up ANYONE who is messing with her or her friends so watch out. Cacie deserves a great friend who will be there to look after her when she needs it. So if you have a Cacie in you life be greatfull, people like her are hard to find nowadays.
Person 1: I just saw this girl stand up for a guy in the halls who was being bullied, it was awesome!
Person 2: oh! That was cacie, yeah she’s pretty cool like that.
by Ididitforyougirl April 2, 2019
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Gooch Cape

When your stretch your sack across your gooch, then sticking your balls in to your ass, covering your gooch like a cape. In order to take it off, you have to poop your balls out.
Sally gave me blue balls, so I can't take off my gooch cape
by Gucci Coochie February 10, 2019
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