Careless Whisper

When you tell your date that you have a secret to tell her, you say close your eyes... you then proceed to pull your pants down and your cheeks apart. Position your butthole 1-3 inches away from their nostrils and let an airy fart out. This is a careless whisper. RIP George Michael

I wasn’t sure if my careless whisper would scare her off, but after her pink eye cleared up she lifted the restraining order.

by The_hard_truth June 6, 2020

Careless Whisper

When you're about to ejaculate, you go whisper in your partner's ear then jizz all over their face! Awesome!

I gave her a Careless Whisper...

(About to cum...)

"Ohhh let me whisper something in your ear...."

"O.K...."(all turned on)

Then before you put your mouth to her ear you jizz all over her face!

"Oh I'm sorry, Whamy...." lol

by haydiddy February 5, 2010

Capless

1) A block of text written without the use of appropriate capitalization, with the implication being that the information was written by someone too young, too lazy, or too mentally inept to be taken seriously. 2) Information that is written by someone with an obviously inferior intellect, as evidenced by their lack of appropriate capitalization and or punctuation. 3) Information that is not to be taken seriously because the author has demonstrated a lack of willingness to follow simple rules for capitalization and or punctuation, which implies that the information being put forth is either based on an uninformed personal opinion, or is, at the least, inappropriately researched.

1) It is difficult to take capless comments on YouTube seriously.

2) That capless review can't be taken seriously.

by TooPeaceful August 18, 2012

careless whisper

A long, silent yet potent act of flatulence.

We were making out hardcore until my careless whisper killed the mood.

by Nina March 28, 2004

Careless

The act of not caring about anything

Dude 1: "Yo John dosen't care about anything"
Dude 2: "yeah he is totally careless bro"

by Sir_Dude_the_wise May 9, 2018

Careless Whisper

Farting at a glory hole

"Ugh, I visited the video store the other day and some bottom let out a careless whisper when he stick his ass up to the glory hole.

by Dirt McGregor May 7, 2022

capless convictions

Nothing but bold truth statements

Ernie was not one for bullshitting or wasting anyone's time with being vague about how he felt about things. Ernie only spoke capless convictions and everyone loved him for it

by von groovy August 3, 2024