flux capacitor

n. The vein found on the underside of the cock shaped like the letter 'Y' and the model for the flux capacitor's design as seen in the back to the future films.

"Marty! You can try all you like, but the flux capacitor's taken so much damage it'll be a miracle if i can ever get it up again!"

by carmelking247 May 20, 2008

D-day capacitor

Noun. The part of the brain normally only found in female humans though not exclusively, which stores each and every little thing a partner does wrong, which is annoying, etc. Instead of sending the signal "They have done something you do not like. Tell them so they can learn and grow.", this brain centre will store all these incidents. Then, on the day they wish to dump their partner (D-day), this part of the brain will unleash all these stored memories to counteract the guilt caused in the act of dumping.

"And they told me of the time I did the laundry and left a dirty sock in the basket. And the time I asked to live together, and they assumed I meant right now. And one day cleaning the cutlery and pots, I left a fork on the counter, and..."
"Dude! They fully discharged their D-day capacitor on you! I'll never get why people do that instead of telling you right away, so it doesn't eat away at them and allows you to learn from your mistakes."

by Dirtcreature X1 May 28, 2018

care capacitor

When you have no more energy left to be able to care about the thing/things that are bothering you

Man, I must have left my care charger at home last night. I came into work and could not care less from the out-set. My care capacitor needs replacing

by Kevlaa January 28, 2010

Fucks Capacitor

A slang term for the mons pubis, the pubic mound that forms a shape reminiscent of the Flux Capicitor from the Back to the Future trilogy.

Why do you call it a FUPA? It's called a Fucks Capacitor!

by FatThesaurus February 24, 2023

Electrolytic capacitor

A sick name for 2 or more metal plates separated by an electrolytic liquid. It gives you butterflys (for your ass) when you put it in the wrong polarity, over voltage or extreme heat

Man I shit my pants when that electrolytic capacitor exploded.

by Canigetaaaaaaaa March 15, 2023

the FitnessGram™ pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues

The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

by wqufhoefi2cuhjhiveej May 2, 2018

swallage capacity

A measurement relating to the amount of semen which can be held in the mouth.

Commonly measured in 1/2 pint increments.

Bro 1: Check out that bird!
Bro 2: Fuckin' hell, she's fit. Wonder what the swallage capacity on that is?
Bro 1: Reckon you're looking at a 3 pinter there, mate.
Bro 2: lol
Bro 1: lol

by DARKFiB3R January 26, 2015