Candankerous

To be grouchy, short-tempered, and/or irascible as a result of running out of weed.

Greg: God Damnit!!!!!
Bob: What's wrong, Greg?
Greg: My dealer hasn't re-upped in a fortnight, and I want to smoke. Fuck!!
Bob: I sympathize with you, but you don't have to be such a dick.
Greg: I'm sorry, Bob. I think I'm getting a little candankerous.

by Conrad Wooly January 2, 2019

cantankerous nipples

nipples the size of basketballs with cone's on them.
squirrels that have acorns as boobs.
weird.

olvia sullivan has cantankerous nipples

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by oliviacumerford February 20, 2011

Cantankerous

Testy, grumpy.

Person 1: Stop being so cantankerous!
Person 2: Shut up, just leave me alone would you!?!

by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016

cantankerous prune

A fake community member in an NFT group who preaches smashing floors but ends up pumping bags instead.

PSA for the unaware - this dude runs organized pumps and socially bullies people into doing what's best for HIS bags. He's always been a cantankerous prune.

by YuriDCulus February 2, 2022

Cantankerous

An old, cranky, and all around grumpy man. Usually named Tim.

Megan: Jesus, I wish there was a word to describe Tim.

Jason: Yeah, he's very cantankerous.

by fastintegra90 April 22, 2023