When hand to anal penetration becomes 2 hands in a vertical position, while opening into a 'V' shape, disclosing the view of the cavity
Sally wanted the fist so much, I decided to give her a San Quinton Can Opener for the camera view of her Scooby Snacks
by bullish behavior September 25, 2008
Get the San Quinton Can Openermug. when you're being pegged in the ass by a vibrating monster dildo while trying to take a shit, but you can't shit because your ass is covered by a dildo. this causes you to vomit up all the shit, and proceed to put it in a jar and freeze it for the next day. used the next morning as a stimulant for sexual arousal and prowess.
person 1: "hey babe, you wanna try the Mississippi Can Opener tonight"
person 2: "sure, just make sure you eat up before"
person 2: "sure, just make sure you eat up before"
by MississipiMenace December 21, 2022
Get the Mississippi Can Openermug. I had the aisle seat across from a nun so I tried to be discreet while giving him a left-handed can opener.
by BillyCostigan January 24, 2021
Get the left-handed can openermug. by anonymous January 19, 2023
Get the Can openermug. When you propel yourself from a high five, plummeting 24 feet and planting your dick firmly in a thimble of ghost pepper infused tobacco sauce, all while executing a perfect split.
In the 1984 olympics Greg Louganis performed the spicy can opener it was rumored that his dick became so hot that; global warming.
by Dr. Helga J.G Fünkhaußer February 17, 2018
Get the spicy can openermug. why don't your understand?
by frrsjlelelele June 19, 2017
Get the flying three double half collapsible semi-automatic telepatic tandem war can opener in a canmug. $50 bucks
by Big Karrot July 28, 2023
Get the Can Openermug.