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slap the tip on the camera

basically its were a guy shows only the tip of his dick on camera.
„Yeah so on facetime with that girl last night, she asked if i could slap the tip on the camera. So i slapped my tip on the camera!!!“
by ballsackpussyporn May 7, 2022
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speed camera

An instrument used to capture pictures of speeding motorists by using sensors on the road surface.
Hey Aziz, i shot the lense of that fucking speed camera so i can drive by it fast to make it flash!
by Mohamed Asistobazimi March 20, 2004
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Speed Camera'd

When a guy shoots his load in a girl's face and takes a picture and then steals all her money.
"That bastard speed camera'd me last night and now I can't afford to get coffee for a week!"
by StepfordKnife April 12, 2014
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Safety Camera

A euphemism for 'speed camera' or ‘speeding camera’. A third form of tax. Commonly used in the UK by government to mask the true intent of the device; revenue collection!
Any driver passing the camera going over the ‘safe’ speed will be photographed and a fine will be sent to the owner of the vehicle.
As always, governments dress these thieving traps up as saving lives, however anybody with half a brain knows this is a con.

A permanently fixed camera usually mounted on a pole. Ironically, ‘safety’ cameras are usually located on the safest, straightest sections of road far from intersections where people tend to go slower.

On two lane roads they tend to be positioned to fine those over taking slower vehicles.

Some safety cameras in england catch more than 36% of drivers breaking the speed limit. (safetycamera.org)
"South Yorkshire Safety Camera Partnership aims to reduce this terrible and unnecessary toll by cutting the number of motorists exceeding the speed limits "
by bilbo23 March 21, 2010
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Shake the camera

The act of masturbation.

Originates from having FaceTime sex and the camera shaking with the motion.
“Me and X shook the camera last night
“When did you last shake the camera?”
by MCEGWM November 22, 2020
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slap the tip on camera

Slapping the tip on camera is the act of tapping your penis against a camera lens, usually a phone lens.
Person A: "Bro, you should totally slap the tip on camera right now."

Person B: "What?"

Person A: "What?"
by Zylenus October 27, 2022
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fixed speed camera

1. A politically correct form of government tax.

2. A device located at a statistically safe location, but where the 85th percentile road speed is more than the legally posted speed limit.

3. A device that is used to automate a portion of busy police officers' work. So they have more time to eat doughnuts.
"If we put up another tax, the people will have a fit"
"That's OK, just put up another speed camera"
by jt July 13, 2003
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