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Campers

Used by restaurant servers to describe a table of people who have completely finished dining, but continue to just sit there for hours and not order anything.
" I can't cash out and go home yet, because those campers at table 15 haven't paid yet!!"

" The wait at the door is so long because of all these campers!"
by bittermel June 24, 2008
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capers

Flowering bud of the keisha bush, used in fancy cooking.
Fresh salmon with lemon caper garlic sauce.
by MikelMikel February 16, 2005
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carpet capers

a humerous phrase to describe the acts of a rugmuncher or lesbian. carpet refers to the 'rug' in rugmuncher.
look lady, your a smelly pirate-hooker, i don't wanna hear about your carpet capers with yo mamma.
by baillie August 14, 2005
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Caldersexual

Caldersexual is the sexuality in which you have an undying love for Calder and cannot love anyone else without his permission. Everyone is either an open Caldersexual or a closeted one. It's in your genetics to love him.
The moment i woke up this morning, i realized i could never love anyone as much as i love Calder. Therefore, i am Caldersexual.

Calder is majestic, and we all must love him due to the fact. Hence the reason i am Caldersexual.

PROUD CALDERSEXUAL.
by Caldersexual_4_Life November 11, 2011
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capers

The capers on my sandwich gave me explosive diarrhea which resulted in numerous dingleberries that I pickled in brine to serve with elegant dinners.
by hemorrhagicfervor June 17, 2010
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Capers Kitsilano

Retarded yuppy grocery store. Filled with incomptent staff and overpriced items. Waiting in line for 20 minutes at the Deli is a regular occurence. With food that is sometimes dirtier than an illegal immigrant working the streets of Main and Hastings, this place must be avoided.
I'm a gonna put on my Lululemon pants and shirt and pay a visit to Capers Kitsilano and spend $100 on a piece of brocolli.
by ColonelSanders September 8, 2005
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Calgersnow

Snow that arrives leading up to and during the summer season in areas that are meant to be warm.

Derived from Calgary Alberta's ridiculously stupid weather patterns.
"I can't believe it's June! Time to go sun tanning!" -- looks out window to discover snow pouring outside -- "... frig. The Calgersnow started."
by Miss Mcgillicutty May 13, 2009
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