Example 1:
Boris Johnson: “I’m sorry for the lives lost due to covid.”
The British public: “Well that was a capology if I ever heard one. He won’t apologise for his actions, just the deaths caused by them.”
Example 2:
A YouTuber: “I’m so sorry for the thing that I did, I realise that it was wrong and I have learned my lesson.”
The same youtuber, a month later: “I’m so sorry for the thing that I did, I realise that it was wrong and I have learned my lesson.”
Their viewers: “These capologies are making be embarrassed to have been a fan of that youtuber.”
Boris Johnson: “I’m sorry for the lives lost due to covid.”
The British public: “Well that was a capology if I ever heard one. He won’t apologise for his actions, just the deaths caused by them.”
Example 2:
A YouTuber: “I’m so sorry for the thing that I did, I realise that it was wrong and I have learned my lesson.”
The same youtuber, a month later: “I’m so sorry for the thing that I did, I realise that it was wrong and I have learned my lesson.”
Their viewers: “These capologies are making be embarrassed to have been a fan of that youtuber.”
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noun
The sacred, semi-scientific study of cardboard — especially its behavior when subjected to water, fire, pressure, motion, and time.
The practice of transforming discarded cardboard into functional, sculptural, or philosophical artifacts through wet forming, wheatpasting, charring (Yakisugi-style), spinning, crushing, and ritual abuse.
A fake academic discipline invented by people who refuse to throw boxes away.
noun
The sacred, semi-scientific study of cardboard — especially its behavior when subjected to water, fire, pressure, motion, and time.
The practice of transforming discarded cardboard into functional, sculptural, or philosophical artifacts through wet forming, wheatpasting, charring (Yakisugi-style), spinning, crushing, and ritual abuse.
A fake academic discipline invented by people who refuse to throw boxes away.
I can’t come out tonight, I’m doing cardology — I have to wet-form an inverse dome and fire-spin a triangle into a top."
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