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Capology

A performative non-apology dressed as an apology
Example 1:

Boris Johnson: “I’m sorry for the lives lost due to covid.”

The British public: “Well that was a capology if I ever heard one. He won’t apologise for his actions, just the deaths caused by them.”

Example 2:

A YouTuber: “I’m so sorry for the thing that I did, I realise that it was wrong and I have learned my lesson.”

The same youtuber, a month later: “I’m so sorry for the thing that I did, I realise that it was wrong and I have learned my lesson.”

Their viewers: “These capologies are making be embarrassed to have been a fan of that youtuber.”
by MotherofMangos January 31, 2021
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Capology

When someone caps (lies) so much that they have a PhD in capology or capological studies.
Yo did you hear? The mech eng kid capped yet again, he said polog > ksi.... he must have graduated at the top of his class from MidMaster in capology with a focus on capological ergonomics fr fr
by Jhit Slime July 18, 2021
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Crakology

Crakology - Psychology of Addiction. The knowing an addiction gets once he/she recovers from Addiction.
That fool still drinking after he got 5 dui's, time to use some crakology on him. Brrt.
by Divine Love February 16, 2022
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Cardology

Cardology
noun
The sacred, semi-scientific study of cardboard — especially its behavior when subjected to water, fire, pressure, motion, and time.
The practice of transforming discarded cardboard into functional, sculptural, or philosophical artifacts through wet forming, wheatpasting, charring (Yakisugi-style), spinning, crushing, and ritual abuse.
A fake academic discipline invented by people who refuse to throw boxes away.
I can’t come out tonight, I’m doing cardology — I have to wet-form an inverse dome and fire-spin a triangle into a top."
by Heymuse December 25, 2025
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