"caf", pronounced like "calf", stands for "Creepy Ass Fuck", as in, someone who is extremely creepy and lacking in normal social skills. cafs can be either male or female. cafs like to overdose on drawing and viewing anime characters, overuse the phrase "epic fail", and most recently, have been seen hanging around theatre auditoriums and public chatroom sites. they generally do not smell good, and are rarely seen moving from place to place (they are usually just sitting at their current location). cafs like to call themselves names of inanimate objects, like "noodle", or "ketchup", and ask of everyone they meet to be called by their preferred "nickname". cafs blatantly like to blurt out random facts, as if they were part of a "bing" commercial. both males and females put as little effort into their attire as possible, rarely change their outfits, and usually smell pretty bad.
i was standing next to this really smelly, creepy dude in line for harry potter tickets.
oh, you mean a caf??
oh, you mean a caf??
by marshalltheatre May 04, 2011
CAF-
Acronym: Classy As Fuck-
A state of being or a description of a group of activites that one can participate in that are normally only reserved for royalty and the wealthy.
Acronym: Classy As Fuck-
A state of being or a description of a group of activites that one can participate in that are normally only reserved for royalty and the wealthy.
1.) Lewis: Hey mayne what are you doing tonight?
T-Pain: Eh I don't know bro, but were definitely getting CAF.
2.) Lauren: "Kimmie, why are you eating like that, that is totally not CAF!"
3.) Reamsicle: "O! FT-Squared, Where were you last night? That party was CAF. Wine was flowing and there were even finger foods!
T-Pain: Eh I don't know bro, but were definitely getting CAF.
2.) Lauren: "Kimmie, why are you eating like that, that is totally not CAF!"
3.) Reamsicle: "O! FT-Squared, Where were you last night? That party was CAF. Wine was flowing and there were even finger foods!
by t-pleazy March 13, 2010
"When Heather started to call out people at the event and demand they give larger donations, my friend leaned over and said, 'Boy is she CAF.'"
by wordgeel July 30, 2021
by Mr Morgan Williams March 02, 2017
C.A.F. is pronounced (calf). It's the abbrevation for Country as Fuck.
In the southern most region of the New England states, particularly South Jersey, this is the only C.A.F. phrase known or at least still used verbally as abbrevated.
In the southern most region of the New England states, particularly South Jersey, this is the only C.A.F. phrase known or at least still used verbally as abbrevated.
A gas-powered truck that is lifted that has stacks with a diameter big enough to fall into is Country as Fuck.
"That kid with his snap back hat, and white ray bans just hopped out of that lifted truck....He should be called king CAF."
"That kid with his snap back hat, and white ray bans just hopped out of that lifted truck....He should be called king CAF."
by Dougwashere September 02, 2014
by #warwick June 03, 2013
Guy: Yo. 'Sup?
Girl: Nothing much.
Guy: Did you know you have a CAF?
Girl: A what?
Guy: A Cute Asian Face!
Girl: Nothing much.
Guy: Did you know you have a CAF?
Girl: A what?
Guy: A Cute Asian Face!
by silly aardvark November 10, 2008