Crouton

A crouton is a vile and agressive action. Meant as an insult or challenge, an attacker removes of of his victims incisors, seasons it, and replaces it in the mouth of his victim. This will usually frustrate the victim to a high degree.

While travelling to Florida, Dave met a punk on the airplane and was forced to crouton the poor guy.

by Bacon Steve September 22, 2006

Crouton

A slang word for one’s teeth

“Wow you got some jacked up croutons.”

by bigyeeterz May 11, 2019

Crouton

Crouton (ˈkro͞oˌtän) noun. Being a derivative of the french word, croûte, meaning covered in crust, this word describes an individual that is thought to look gross, disagreeable, nauseating, or nasty😷

“Felicia? Bro, you KNOW she isn’t attractive. What a crouton!”

by RJ1125 December 7, 2015

Crouton

Piece of shit stuck in someones teeth after tossing salad.

Hey Slade ! You got a crouton stuck in your teeth from the salad tossing competition earlier!

by ACWAP July 14, 2018

Crouton

A person who endeavours to trade sexual activity in exchange for low quality takeaway food

"Oh look, he's taking her out for maccas again, she's such a crouton"

by DelicousGem June 9, 2015

crouton

1.A slang word used towards a mean, cranky old person.
2. used to denote a aged person, who drives REAL slow.

"i was behind this crouton in line today, she was such a foul acting hag, she treated the sale's person like crap."
another example, "my god, can you believe this crouton?, shes going 25 mph below the speed limit.."

by V. Anselmo March 9, 2007

Crouton

Terrible dressing. A tragically desperate attempt to be hip. Very common in high temperature climates among males 40-50 years old. The act of being mad stale, getting worse.

Sheila: Honey, let's go! We have reservations at RA in twenty mintues.

Barry: Hold it...I'm almost done. Balding frohawk....check.
Medium Ed Hardy....check. Gleaming forehead....present. Crouton status complete. Let's do this!

by TT Pain September 8, 2010