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A guy who is chill as hell and gets so many sexy alt-girls. He is swarming with them
Evan: Holy shit did you see that guy with all the goth bitches?
Harlan: Yeah dawg, that cracka was a Crispin
Crispin by Harbear February 26, 2024
Crispin is the one you avoid in the pub, always out on his own, opinionated about everything, if he tries to encroach on your group, its best to not make eye contact (half Crispin) or just totally turn your back on him (full Crispin)
Wow!! Steve just did a full Crispin on him, bold move as he is now facing in the opposite direction of the rest of the group !!
Crispin by Crep Lord October 23, 2025

Crispin Freeman

The Shawn Connery of voice acting.
Crispin Freeman has a god-like voice that can only be compared to Shawn Connery.

crispin giles gilbert 

A boy that gets all the girls but is known as a shy and humble person. He is good at football while being at centre half and being 6ft.
There is Crispin Giles Gilbert he is very tall

Crispin Glover 

The hottest and most talented actor around today.
Crispin Glover by Candi May 26, 2003

Crispin Glover 

Breaking the magic shell by slapping one's penis on a girl's forehead.
"I gave her a nasty Crispin Glover"
Crispin Glover by The Nitwitz January 23, 2004