Raspberry creme pie

When a male ejaculates into a females baby-maker whlist she is in her period, and proceeds to make a raspberry creme pie.

Wow, I was on my period and we said”fuck it” and he came right inside me and gave me a raspberry creme pie.

by Raspberrylvr69 January 24, 2020

strawberry creme pie

When a guy cums in a girls ear then punches her in the ear. Thus making a red and white mix

" Why does Marissa have cotton in her ear? Cause Tim gave her a strawberry creme pie last night. "

by Brad1211 October 15, 2007

Boston Creme pie

Shitting on a girls ass then smearing it on the ass till it’s completely brown then ejaculating into there ass hole.

Wow dude, you give that girl the ol boston creme pie?
No she’s abstinent!

by Tewtimes2 September 6, 2020

Frosty Creme-Pie

(Het): When a man is having vaginal sex with a woman but before climax, he pulls out and finishes in the ass. He then licks the dripping that comes out.

(Homo): When two men are having sex and the top pulls out before climax and ejaculates on the bottom’s balls. He then licks the dripping off.

“Broooo, I gave my girlfriend a frosty creme-pie last night.”

by Reuben San-du-val-wich October 25, 2019

oatmeal creme pie

A common term used in cottagecore, referring to having intercourse in the morning, as you wake up.

"Hello, Amanda. The flowers are beautiful this morning, aren't they?"
"Yes, they are, Michael. I already felt wonderful this morning, and the roses are making it better."
"Oh? How come you feel so nice, Amanda?"
"My dear husband gave me an oatmeal creme pie. It made my day."
"My, oh my."

by 1/3 of The Men August 11, 2022

Oatmeal Creme Pie

Scissoring a creme pie onto another woman's anus.

Yo, bro. The other night I was deliverig a pizza and it was my last run of the night. The hot blonde bitch with big titties opened the door and offered me another form of payment. Although she had no USD, she was interested in my US. D. After I went inside the home, her bangin' red head friend was there and I watched them begin to get funky. And then it happened, I'm bangin' and I busted. She told me to sit back and watch some freaky, special shit. She then obtained her legs with the other female and pushed my cum onto her asshole. I proceeded to bust in my own belly button after already jizziming. That's how I learned what a oatmeal creme pie was.

by NeviMoon June 17, 2016

Oatmeal Creme Pie

Receiving oral sex from someone while on the toilet, while you take a nasty dump, jizzing in the toilet, and taking the person by the back of their head and putting it in the toilet. Proceeding to then flush the toilet.

Dude, me and my boy gave maria's mom the biggest oatmeal creme pie last night.

by Cr@zy Edd!e January 4, 2010