crayon 

it's that thing you put on that other thing...and then you move it all across it and it makes a line...it's usually purple...

mmm mmm butter

crayon by COWSGOMOO December 16, 2003

Crayon 

Dude a crayon is a retard....durr

"Jesus your such a fucking crayon!"

Crayon by Krista April 21, 2005

crayon 

The morning after a long night of drinking and associated bar food consumption, the inevitable happens. In the toilet it lays.. up to 10 inches long and at a consistency that when flushed makes its mark in the bowl in a swirly fashion. Usually these are a shade of gravy brown but can also be hot wing Orange to Whiskey sour Yellow.

Uhhh.. See your local bar restroom. Find crayon.

crayon by Bennnn December 13, 2007

crayon 

a gay person

dude, that guy is so gay! what a crayon

crayon by hsfhksjdf February 23, 2009

crayon 

The state of a cigarette that is being smoked too quickly.

"Dude, slow down. You're getting a crayon there."
"Yeah, man. Wanna draw me a picture with that crayon?"

crayon by Marcelle September 14, 2007

Crayon 

A plastic-looking, twig-bitch, white girl with neon-bright dyed hair.

"No way, man. Pass. Lookit her. She's a crayon."

Crayon by hotdogdaddy December 15, 2016

Crayon 

Knife

You got the crayon bruv

Crayon by Mc bi cock April 28, 2017