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Cranking

The act of having a crap and a wank at the same time, not impossible for females but normally practiced by males who use the pressure of the crap on their G-Spot to aid their stimulation. Most easily achieved sitting backwards on the toilet, but almost impossible to achieve after a weekend on the Guinness, due to the horrendous smell ruining the boner.
Sorry I was so long in the toilet, I was cranking.
by Tarmageddon April 3, 2021
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Cranking

The act of masturbating inside a car that is misfiring or running rough after disconnecting a spark plug wire or coil pack. The person is typically turned on by the vibrating nature of the vehicle then proceeds to rub one out till he runs out of gas or blows his load on the windshield.
I loaned my car to my brother in-law Doug and he brought it back with it running rough with the check engine light on. I asked him what happen? He said oh I forgot to tell you I had a little too much to drink last night and had some fun cranking in your car!
by Gabe Oytoucher September 28, 2023
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Cranking

Wanking viciously and crying so hard that your nob cheese melts
Hey have you heard from John lately, nah mate he's been on life support after a serial cranking episode
by Uncle tugnut July 23, 2025
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Cranking

Playing AS LOUD AND INTENSE AS PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE ON YOUR INSTRUMENT in marching band. If your lips aren't bleeding, you aren't cranking loud enough. Don't be loud and wrong, though. Loud and slaw doesn't count as cranking.
"Yooo, Jackson State's trumpets are CRANKINGGG danggg!", "Nahhh have you heard Southern's tubas?! Straight KRANKING."
by lylune September 4, 2025
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cranking hoons

The act of smoking a cigarette, normally done in a squatting position.
Wheres Lee?
Oh he’s out back cranking hoons
by Pimpdaddy52 February 8, 2018
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Cranking 90s

A blanket term for Fortnite, meaning to push out walls in 90-degree turns, mostly to create cover from two sides.
After you're done taking lookout and pressuring your opponent from above, you can go back to cranking 90s.
by FL4ym3Burn December 1, 2019
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Cranking the hog

A BADASS TERM USED ONLY BY TRUE MEMBERS OF THE PACK, AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
SORRY, MFER I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I WAS TOO BUSY CRANKING THE HOG!
by Darthbubbaaa April 19, 2019
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