Michael Kenneth Cramer

A god damn idiot.

Bro, don't be such a Michael Kenneth Cramer.

by fasdhgoasdihgal3e September 29, 2011

Cramer

1) An action, typically involving the purchase of some type of financial instrument - such as stocks, bonds, options, or crypto - that is without thought, intent, reason, or any sign of common sense and involves loosing large amounts of money.

2) To blow up one's trading account
3) To royally f*** up

I heard this guy say this crypto currency Ethereum was about to go up 40%, so I put all my money into it. Since then, it's dropped 60%! Man, I really cramered that one up...

by BoogieFlake June 14, 2022

rebecca cramer

She is very smart and very lovely, she laughs alot and is very arty. She always tries to do better for people, especially ones younger than her! She is a great role model and usually very stubborn! Any man would be happy to have her!

"She's so kind and understanding!"
I looked right back at her with a know-it-all look on my face,
"Well of course she is! It's Rebecca Cramer!"

by Baby Rebecca Cramer September 26, 2014

alex cramer

A cunt and or pussy

Your an Alex Cramer

by Zonated October 3, 2017

Pulling a Cramer

When your underground child sex ring escapes and you have to take your white van and round them up

“Oh boy looks like the ice cream man is pulling a Cramer”

by Mattlarock2022 July 31, 2021

Cramered

It's when you let the hype dictate your trade, and you bite into it like a newb. After you watch your stock go the other way, you realize that you didn't know anything and that you are gambling. Mad Money got you and sold you a pile of shit via the hype train.

You get some GME stock?

No, I got cramered into buying a shit load of CCIV after the pay day.

by willizdikfit April 9, 2021

drake cramer

a joke of all jokes; unworthy of capitalization and social acceptance - an alcoholic

Wow, he's such a drake cramer." "Whoa, you don't need to be so mean.

by drake.cramer October 10, 2010