cr

Champagne Room: This usually refers to the champagne room in a gentlemen's club.

What goes on in the Champagne Room?

by Racine Morris May 19, 2005

CRS

CANT’T REMEMBER SHIT

It’s when you forget what you are saying minutes later.

Hey what’s up oh crap I forgot. I have CRS

by TheShredz June 27, 2020

CRS

Child Rebel Soldiers. musical group made up of solo artists Kanye West, Pharrell Williams and Lupe Fiasco

did you hear US placers by CRS? it's the shit!

by nunyaaaaaa September 12, 2007

CRS

Compagnie Republique de Securite. French riot police. Mainly recruit in the countryside as most riots occur in the town, so they get the opportunity to wop, tear-gas and water-cannon townies.

The Parisians hippies were rioting again, so the CRS went and cracked some skulls.

by fubarderby June 6, 2004

cr

Pronounced as /kurr/. To go to the comfort room, bathroom, or toilet either to urinate or to defecate.

I'll just cr for a while.

by JM Pogi March 31, 2008

CRS

Can't Roll for Shit: a gamer term denoting someone who frequently has bad dice rolls, especially at critical times. Originally used in role-playing games, where the consequence of bad rolls often means death for your character.

Many games require rolling dice to generate random numbers so that the results of an action are not foreseeable. Over time, results should be distributed fairly evenly, but someone suffering from CRS tends to have more than his fair share of unfavorable results. In games that are largely luck-driven, like Risk, no amount of good strategy can overcome CRS. In less-luck-oriented games, like Monopoly, good play can still sometimes overcome bad rolls.

"Man, I rolled another critical fumble! I got CRS today 'cause I can't roll for shit!"

by TheDS2 April 14, 2010

cr

shortcut for "can't read".
cr usually follows after some interesting quote in some dubious debate on the internet.

quote...blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.../quote
tl, cr.

by blooez January 29, 2008