cork 

(verb) To contain a ten-gallon batch of pubic hair by placing over it a ten-gallon hat. Often done in self-defense. Also corked, corking.

Madam, would you kindly cork your muff? I find it rather aesthetically displeasing.

cork by himguy November 11, 2008

cork 

Material that such people as, Sammy Sosa, use in their bats to do better than others.

Sammy Sosa had all his bats x-rayed, but the only cork they found was in his ass.

cork by Geoff June 17, 2003

cork 

silencerfor a gun so you let off shots quietly

got tha cork on my nine

cork by hellboy88 October 18, 2006

cork 

(verb) To contain a ten-gallon batch of pubic hair by placing over it a ten-gallon hat. Often done in self-defense. Also corked, corking.

Madam, would you kindly cork your muff. I find it rather aesthetically displeasing, mmmmm.

cork by himguy November 8, 2008

cork 

(verb) To contain a ten-gallon batch of pubic hair by placing over it a ten-gallon hat. Often done in self-defense. Also corked, corking.

Madam, would you kindly cork your muff? I find it rather aesthetically displeasing.

cork by himguy November 10, 2008

Cork 

A cork is used in bottles to make sure liquid does not squirt out Example.

The 2 homosexuals corked eachother and milk squirted out.

Cork by ThatSoFunny December 3, 2007

cork 

(verb) To contain a ten-gallon batch of pubic hair by placing over it a ten-gallon hat. Often done in self-defense. Also corked, corking.

Madam, would you kindly cork your muff? I find it rather aesthetically displeasing.

cork by himguy November 8, 2008