A person that always wants to chat but never takes the hint when other people don't have time or don't want to talk to them. They make tasks last longer than they need to be and would gladly make you late for a train with a big, stupid smile on their face while you politely try to escape from them.
by Billy Casper November 2, 2014
Get the Conversation bastard mug.The man or woman who routinely steamrolls their way into a private conversation and makes it their own, usually stealing one conversation partner and leaving the other feeling jilted.
Common incident in staff rooms, classrooms, etc., where interesting conversations are few and far between.
Common incident in staff rooms, classrooms, etc., where interesting conversations are few and far between.
Esmeralda: "Oh you're so funny Rufus, I would be so unhappy without you to talk to."
Rufus: "So I was wondering, well if you're not too busy tonight, maybe we could-"
Jean-Claude: (pokes Esmerelda) "Traffic was bad this morning..."
Rufus:(looking totally cast aside)"That fucking Jean-Claude... what a conversation thief!"
Tom: "Yeah."
Rufus: "So I was wondering, well if you're not too busy tonight, maybe we could-"
Jean-Claude: (pokes Esmerelda) "Traffic was bad this morning..."
Rufus:(looking totally cast aside)"That fucking Jean-Claude... what a conversation thief!"
Tom: "Yeah."
by Thomas Harman February 28, 2009
Get the conversation thief mug.Noun - one who overhears your conversation and inserts their own personal thoughts into said conversation without invitation. Often the hi-jacker's words will have no relevance to your conversation and has only served to take said conversation on a 20 minute tangent to nowhere.
Verbal piracy at its apex, bringing your conversation to its nadir.
Verbal piracy at its apex, bringing your conversation to its nadir.
"So I was discussing the bar scene at my alma-mater with Jen when Elle hi-jacked our conversation and we ended up talking about brownies for twenty minutes. Dammit."
-"Bro she is a conversation hi-jacker, you gotta be careful."
-"Bro she is a conversation hi-jacker, you gotta be careful."
by Jackson Hall December 30, 2008
Get the conversation hi-jacker mug.When an unfortunate, socially-awkward douchebag decides to engages a hapless victim in unwanted conversation. The victim is forced to carry on the conversation out of social courtesy (the very principles of which the rapist disregards). The victim is left feeling used and in need of therapy. The rapist proceeds to the next victim.
Me: I think conversation rape should be illegal at school.
Douchebag: REALLY? I THINK SO TOO. WE SHOULD START A CLUB. START A CLUB WITH ME?????? DO YOU NEED HELP WITH HOMEWORK?
Me: ...Go away.
Douchebag: REALLY? I THINK SO TOO. WE SHOULD START A CLUB. START A CLUB WITH ME?????? DO YOU NEED HELP WITH HOMEWORK?
Me: ...Go away.
by silencedoesn'tmeanconsent September 21, 2009
Get the conversation rape mug.a question used to continue a conversation, normally found at the begining or at a weak point in a conversation. Usually are worded so more information can be used to answer then is strictly required. Can also be used to refer to statments that imply more information is required.
by penpinsbutterfly December 28, 2007
Get the conversation starting question mug.An intimate conversation between two people where they explore the opposing person's mind, penetrating every possible entrance to their brains. Conversation sex is used to get to know the other person at a deeper level then day to day conversation allows.
"I really felt like I got to know her last night; we had some tight conversation sex."
"He said he was into poetry three times, but I didn't respond....dropping big hints for some hot conversation sex."
"He said he was into poetry three times, but I didn't respond....dropping big hints for some hot conversation sex."
by jj ponderosa January 16, 2012
Get the conversation sex mug.A conversation cul de sac is the term used to describe the annoying and/or awkward situation that stupid people end up in when talking to a much smarter person. You can subsequently describe either the person or the situation as conversation a cul de sac.
Example 1
As a personal description
"Hey Dan, you meet Gemma the other night? She's is a total conversation cul de sac - every time you try and talk about current events, travel or something else interesting, she manages to make reference to E channel, the Kardashians or Grey's Anatomy."
OR as a situation description
"Hey Dan, I walked into a total conversation cul de sac talking to Gemma last night about the fucking E channel, the Kardashians or Grey's Anatomy."
Example 2
As a personal description
"Hey Jess, you talk to Roger last night? He's a total conversation cul de sac - he just can't seem to hold a conversation on anything other than basketball. For fuck's sake the season's not for three more months - he's so annoying!
OR as a situation description
"Hey Jess, I felt like I was watching a VHS that kept rewinding after 30s last night talking to Roger. It's like walking into a conversation cul de sac over and over again with that guy."
As a personal description
"Hey Dan, you meet Gemma the other night? She's is a total conversation cul de sac - every time you try and talk about current events, travel or something else interesting, she manages to make reference to E channel, the Kardashians or Grey's Anatomy."
OR as a situation description
"Hey Dan, I walked into a total conversation cul de sac talking to Gemma last night about the fucking E channel, the Kardashians or Grey's Anatomy."
Example 2
As a personal description
"Hey Jess, you talk to Roger last night? He's a total conversation cul de sac - he just can't seem to hold a conversation on anything other than basketball. For fuck's sake the season's not for three more months - he's so annoying!
OR as a situation description
"Hey Jess, I felt like I was watching a VHS that kept rewinding after 30s last night talking to Roger. It's like walking into a conversation cul de sac over and over again with that guy."
by Springbok27 September 7, 2013
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