Colson Bartels

used to describe very gay and racist person commonly found in denver colorado. likes to touch young boys and shits on the floor. definitely a jittleyang. Spawn rate in New Hampshire 40%

fuck that guy he’s a Colson Bartels

by geekbar April 30, 2024

Dirty Colson

A dirty Colson is basically where you cosplay as batman in a sombrero hat at your grandmas house whilst having the dirty tango.

yo man i totally did a dirty colson with that girl gina yesterday

by cheekytexasbabylicious69 May 20, 2023

mr colson

a married, but attractive man.

hey look, its mr colson

by mr colson July 15, 2022

mr colson

the word for a man, whos married but hes nice and attractive

(person 1) hey, look there mr colson
(person 2) woah, we should go talk to him

by mr colson July 15, 2022

mr colson

a hot man who everyone loves, he teaches tech and enjoys playing with his dog

HEY (name) LOOK ITS MR COLSON!!

by mr colson July 17, 2022