The best AFL team in the country, the only people that support this team are nice, wealthy and healthy people that have nice houses. Most Australians don't like them, mostly because they are jealous of their rich heritage and how much skill the players have. They are the only team in history to win 4 premierships in a row and that is a feat that no other team could possibly beat apart from the team who set that record - the Collingwood Football Club!
Person 1: Why are the Collingwood Magpies so good?
Person 2: Maybe it's because they have they best players and supporters!
Person 2: Maybe it's because they have they best players and supporters!
by Crispy96 October 24, 2012
In the game of Australian Rules Football, a free kick that is awarded by an umpire for no apparent reason. So called because they are most often awarded to players of the Collingwood Football Club. Also, a free kick awarded to a Collingwood player when one should rightly have been awarded to the opposition.
Collingwood player attempts to take a mark, drops the ball, is awarded a Collingwood Free Kick anyway.
by martybanana August 13, 2012
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by Justafunnyguy July 20, 2024
A town in mid Ontario. It’s not all bad like it’s cracked up to be on this site but maybe it’s because I’m just a frequent visitor and not a resident. Collingwood is located in between Wasaga Beach and Blue Mountain. It’s architecture is pretty pioneer-ish and old timey. the people are decent although the younger ones look like they have a SoundCloud and the older ones look like they’re from Toronto and just use Collingwood as a hub area to put their mansion-cottages, but otherwise they’re nice. It’s kinda like a bite sized version of Toronto, just switch Lake Ontario for the Georgian Bay and shrink Torontos size by a lot and you have collingwood. Over all a great town to visit or stay a weekend at the very most, but stay longer and it looses its magic (like a lot of small Ontario towns).
Canadian 1: where are guys you from?
Canadian 2: I’m from Blue Mountain
Canadian 1: cool I’m from Toronto
Canadian 3: I’m from Collingwood
Canadian 1: that’s cool, it’s like a nice mixture of both of us
Canadian 2: I’m from Blue Mountain
Canadian 1: cool I’m from Toronto
Canadian 3: I’m from Collingwood
Canadian 1: that’s cool, it’s like a nice mixture of both of us
by Ontario Definitions March 03, 2021
Collingwood- A bunch of white guys who think their from the hood and probably have a soundcloud. These guys also probably became drug dealers before grade 9. We like to say we are the city of rich bitches and rude boys. To find the druggies or popular high schoolers head to the local McDonalds or the pier in the summer. The population is mostly made up of breezes, bongs and beers but the other 5 percent is crack heads or stoners. This crazy atmosphere could scare of a fresh man but a few days in the “nic pit” and we will send you away with a fresh point of view and most importantly a heady.
Woah dude did you see that guy blowing o’s back there?
Ya dude he’s probably from Collingwood
“Run it up, Run it up”
“Nah yo”
“Ow”
Ya dude he’s probably from Collingwood
“Run it up, Run it up”
“Nah yo”
“Ow”
by Stoner from cwood February 16, 2019
Collingwood, also known as “Gaywood” is a shitty club in the AFL. They are absolute bitches who don’t know how to win a cup, but they know how to suck cock!
by mikehawkdeesnutsinurjawzdatbbc February 15, 2022