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hey wanna go hang and listen to cocomelon with me?
cocomelon by sawaraseni March 11, 2021
Cum on me daddy, and if your a fUcking kid bro go away y u serchin cocom3lon bro if you can read this u wayee 2 old
NIGGA COCOMELON is gay y u still watch n1gga
Idk man cuz I'm like 5 and a half
NIKA dats very gay bro lik suk mi cok
COCOMELON by Ballsack9000 February 15, 2022
A show you watch while fucking you ex father inlaw Jeremy
Jeremy: so what episode of cocomelon are we watching to night?
You: all of them
Cocomelon by Jeremy Fitzgerald October 13, 2021
A kids show in which you can show to ur kids on how they can act like a smart person. It features babies whose heads built like Baldi's basics and Riley's dad from inside out is featured in it :)

Rated G very family friendly
Free entertainment like old McDonald had a farm in which ur kids can learn to become a farmer. (Maybe learn how to be like Baldi)

Has over a gazillion reviews.
A review from a parent. (PARENT'S NAME CENSORED FOR PRIVACY REASONS)

Review from Mrs. ███████

This show is one of best kids shows out there. My child was kept on going to Brazil and when I put on this show, he stopped and never went to Brazil ever again. I highly recommend Cocomelon if your child is going to Brazil.
Cocomelon by Dumbkidin2022 February 1, 2022
When your girlfriend is torn between getting much needed electrolysis on her chest or or breast implants, and goes the implant route first. They're as big as watermelons, but as fuzzy as coconuts
"boy Mrs Sasquatch has some rockin cocomelons goin on!"
"Hey baby, how's about you, me and a bucket of nair and we see what you're hiding under all that?"
"I'd rather get toe fucked by Bigfoot"
Cocomelon by Thescottlorenzo March 14, 2022
COCOMELON DEEZ NUTS
COCOMELON by ELONG MUSK August 10, 2022