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Cobbler’s Buckle 

When receiving felatio from a partner. The giver will be squating in front of you. In the heat of the moment they defecate onto your shoe. Would stain and leave a brown mark. Resembling a Cobbler’s Buckle.
So after she finished. I looked down and she’d done a shit on my shoes! Had to spend the rest of the evening with a Cobbler’s Buckle on my brand new shoes!!
Cobbler’s Buckle by Pezza 81 October 24, 2023
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cobbler whore 

Maddox stop being a cobbler whore
cobbler whore by ijustwon March 22, 2011

cobbler's awls 

Cockney Rhyming slang meaning "balls" (as in testicles)
Ow me bloody cobbler's awls

Cobbler Bottom 

An explosion of the bowels that leaves a dreadful sight in the undergarments, resembling a spoiled cobbler. Has been known to cause vomiting, profane language, and a loss of friends.
A boy at school today didn't make it to the restroom in time, and he got a big serving of cobbler bottom.
Cobbler Bottom by hoss May 21, 2003

Cobbler's Loaf

Achieving sexual gratification whilst taking a shit in someone's shoe.
Mary is so hot, I grabbed her high heels and gave her a Cobbler's Loaf!
Cobbler's Loaf by flowergrazer September 16, 2016

Cobbler gobbler 

When a girl/guy has a fine and or delicious looking ass that you want to gobble(eat) it all up like your grandmas peach cobbler.
That girl has a real cobbler gobbler on her.

cobbler tot 

When a woman's vaginal region looks the shape of a square. Mostly affects little girls who have to much energy.
"Chayce you have sum small ass cobbler tot."
"Cheatham pull up your pants, your cobbler tot is scaring the class."
cobbler tot by ----Ivan---Dre----- December 9, 2005