Cluck Fuck

When chicken is so good you use the dipping sauce as lube to anally penetrate yourself. Frequently seen performed in a Popeyes.

Black guy: oh god this chickens good. Mmmm.

Friend: oh Jesus what're you doing this is a family place.
BG: shut up dude I'm tryin to cluck fuck here.

by SnatchCatcher July 13, 2015

cluck

The act of exchanging some item of value for a given controlled substance (or cash to be used in the purchase thereof), as carried out by an addict of that substance when an otherwise exhaustive search has failed to yield the funds necessary to support his habit. The quantity of drugs received for the object of a cluck tends be very small in relationship to the item's perceived market value. This discrepancy can be attributed to the efforts of the person receiving the cluck to capitalize on his knowledge that the clucker has reached a state of desperation, in which he is liable to forego any attachment to material possessions, as well as any remaining vestige of common sense (often to the point of inevitable regret), in exchange for the opportunity to satiate his physical cravings for even the shortest duration.

After having recognized his stolen tools at a pawn shop, Ernest was crushed when he learned that they had been clucked to the shop by "some tweaker" matching the description of his deviot stepson.

by luckylymon January 1, 2009

Cluck

A crank fiend who can't support there habit and is constantly trying to get dope off aquantances.

Clucken, adj. The act of begging for dope.

That tweeker is a cluck, give her a line and she'll blow you.

Girl you are clucken, get a job I we already did an eight ball.

by Michael H. August 8, 2003

Cluck bite

The less than sexual act where 3 consenting adult strangers enjoy standing in a chicken coop naked while attempting to bewitch chickens to bite them near, but not on their genitals.

I knew she was strange, but seeing those cluck bite marks on her body made me fall in love with her.

by etang600 November 17, 2018

Cluck Block

When you want to eat Chic-Fil-A but it's Sunday so you can't.

Person 1: Yo man, want to go grab some Chic-Fil-A?
Person 2: That sounds great, but it's Sunday!
Person 1: Dammit, why they gotta cluck block us?!??

by TUB December 26, 2018

what the cluck

To replace what the f**k

What the cluck, this is a load of crap!

by Chesney allan April 17, 2008

fluster cluck

When a bunch of chickens are all together in a chicken coop and one of them gets flustered and this chicken begins to cluck. This damned clucking makes all the other chickens get flustered and before you know it, all them stupid chickens are clucking.

When that Bush-wit got flustered about the WMD’s he started clucking, and before you know it, all them other Bush-wits got flustered and they all started clucking.
That’s how we got into this Fluster Cluck.

by wasamada-u July 31, 2008