Samoan Battle Cannons

two erect penises are placed on top of the ears, against a woman's head, and skeet cum globs at a penis facing the womans face.

the penis in facing the woman attempts to drown the nasal bridge

and

the "cannons" attempt to cover the lone penis in ball sauce.

the goal of the game is simple:

should the lone cannon succeed, the other males must lick the cum off the woman's nose simultaneously as well as any cum on the lone penis.

and should the cannons succeed,
the lone penised male must place the cum
in his asshole and suck it out with a crazy straw.

typically the woman is beheaded afterward, but murdering a virgin may replace this act.

Samoan Battle Cannons

similar to Seven Round Stink Blasting

or

Lunchbag Drenching

by Captain Frosty March 4, 2009

Bring Out The Cannons

Phrase used when someone does something for effect. Said for sarcasm.

"Bring out the cannons, he said he was on cocaine!"

by Turnipcloud October 10, 2005

Body Cannons

The upper area of a females body, which can cause severe damage when excessivley large and in the 'Girl On Top' position.

Damn Girl! Those Body Cannons look like they could kill someone!

by DudeCalledDave March 24, 2010

vibe cannons

A douche-like term for headphones.

Travis: Yo, can you toss me my vibe cannons?
Me: I still don’t understand why you call them that...
Travis: IT’S BECAUSE THESE HEADPHONES SHOT VIBES STRAIGHT INTO YOUR SOUL CARL

by PancakesForTheTable December 21, 2020

dueling cannons

When 2 Lesbians are having sex with a double sided dildo and they are farting back and forth while having sex.

While having sex Lisa and Amy were dueling cannons.

by bigbigbigq March 25, 2010

rib cannons

Very large breasts on an otherwise smaller woman. So large that they're almost out of porportion.

Jeez, did you see the Rib Cannons on that lil' lady? I'm surprised she doesn't have back problems..

by stix J January 26, 2011

Horchata Cannons

A Mexican girls boobs. Typically really nice or large ones.

Wow Torin, look at the horchata cannons on that chick. Forget about opening the border, let open up that shirt!

by JackDaddy6294 September 11, 2023