Cal

Name of the most amazing person ever. Cal is hilarious, hot as hell and the most creative and artistic guy you will meet. Often seen on a longboard or bike wearing very unique clothes to make up for his lack of quick- wittedness. Also gay.

Can be short for Calvin.

my best friend cal is awesome! He's very unique and I love his sense of humour, even though he is sometimes difficult to take to social events.

by Abstract_rainbowsbff August 31, 2017

Cal

That kid that has air pods and won’t shut up about it.

It’s so annoying Cal keeps taking about his air pods

by Gorge Cherick March 25, 2019

Cal

A rich asshole

Cal is such an asshole

by Thebitchiestpersonuwillevermee November 25, 2018

cal

probably the most EMO person u will ever meet. he tries to hide his emo side by calling other people emo. they r usually really stupid. their really funny and has a good sense of style.

- OMG, that guy's so EMO!!!!!

- ya he is, he's probably the most EMO guy I've ever met

- Oh ya that's Cal

by happy _cat#291 October 23, 2018

Cal

Someone who doesn't have a social life and is afraid to leave the door, Typically this person has longish hair and a child moustache.

Mark: "You going out?"
Jay: "No, I'm playing Reach"
Mark: "Don't be a Cal!"

by Bald Bear May 17, 2010

Cal

Cool cat that knows how to be a chill bro and always has some cold ones for the boys

1: That dude knows how to be a bro!
2: Yeah he’s such a Cal!

by Pale Boi April 23, 2018

cals

calories

Wow, did you see how many cals are in this soda?

by tpabay January 22, 2010