blowjob by proxy

When a blowjob has just occured and the blower french kisses
someone other then the blowee.
The person receiving the french kiss from the blower is said to be giving a blow job by proxy. Being they are enjoying the orgasmic residue and flavor of the blowee generally not knowing
that they are sharing in the proceeds of the blowjob.
Later wondering why others are calling them cock breath.

Bob: "Sally and I were at the pool when she gave me the blowjob of a lifetime! I blew a load that would choke a horse just as her husband walked outside. I dove in the pool pulling my suit up as she slide her tounge down his throat."
Sam: "Dude! That's too funny! Her husband gave you a blowjob by proxy!"

by jsd9632 February 17, 2012

blowjob by proxy

Anyone who hooks up with a girl at a party who gave a blowjob to anyone else earlier that week

guy 1: hey she gives good head
guy 2: dude, you just gave rory a blowjob by proxy

guy 1: wtf?
guy 2: yeah, she gives lotsa guys BJs

by reality checker April 15, 2012

horn blowing super drive by artist

A tall awesome person that blows their horn every time they drive by their fat headed friends house no matter what time of the day or night it is and even though all his neighbors call the cops.

That mother fucker is a horn blowing super drive by artist, he don't give a fuck.

by Gary Diggs May 4, 2010