Buttsecks

Buttsecks is a unit of time that represents how long gay people don't think about butt sex. Aprox. .07 milliseconds.

Man its been 6000 buttsecks since the last time i had butt sex.

by PrivateButtSex October 31, 2009

buttsecks

Unprotected anal sex. A phrase often used on the IGN Vestibule to describe two males giving one another orgasmic anal pleasure by way of a double-headed slimy black used didlo.

SDM: y helo thar buttsecks????! lOLOLOLOLOOOLLL

ASI: yesplz

by someone February 24, 2004

buttsecks

n. Faggotry.
v. The act of faggotry.

SUPRISE! BUTTSECKS!
I had buttsecks with my stepmother.
I am buttsecksing you.

by tehJennifer December 28, 2005

buttsecks

in the words of C. Montgomery Burns:

"Excellent".

see - turd burgling.

and the Vesti doth spread...

Buttsecks is the favourite passtime of the Vesti population

by The Burl December 30, 2003

buttsecks

Pertaining to getting owned hard up The ass for breaking the rules.

God-Almighty was Buttsecks hard for not following the rules.

by Enforcer May 25, 2003

buttsecks

A type of shrimp used in the greeting of certain men

That Asianboy shrimp had no buttsecks D:

by procyonca January 5, 2008

SURPRISE BUTTSECKS

When the spy, featured on the PS3, and PC game, Team Fortress 2, attempts to stab you (one of the 8 other male characters) in the back, but instead, gives you "Surprise Buttsecks" after, the trending songs and videos on YouTube.

*The Blue Scout, is defeating the red team when suddenly-*
Spy: "SURPRISE BUTTSECKS", BUTTSECKS, B-B-B-B-B-BUTT-SECKS!!

by TeamFortress2Fangirl June 12, 2012