buttholeosis

It's like tuberculosis but in your butt.

He called in sick today because he caught buttholeosis.

by Suzy songbird June 13, 2021

Buttholeism

The philosophy and mindset of being a butthole (also known as meany pants). To be or not to be is the question. But if you find yourself pondering this question, you probably are enacting the idea of of buttholism.

What is your problem Jerry?

"I'm sorry I'm just trying to practice buttholeism, so later I can show my wife."

by Buttholeism September 7, 2021

buttholeless

One who is lacking a butthole. Can also be used as an insult.

That girl Emma is buttholeless meaning she doesn't have a butthole!

Just have sex with that goat, what are you buttholeless?

by Gbg69420 January 13, 2022

Opposable Buttholes

Two or more jerks who can be easily manipulated into confrontational situations.

Kyle and Steve plus alcohol and those jerks will argue for days.. such opposable buttholes.

by angry lil bird June 18, 2023

Bloody Buttholes

A game based off of bloody knuckles. Only in this case you and your partner take turns shoving your penis, or strap on penis in eachothers buttholes until someone bleeds. That person is the loser. You cannot use any lubricants either. Game can be played by any and all genders. Have fun!!

Anthony and James were bored at work, so they decided to play a game of bloody buttholes.

by SkadooshMF July 5, 2024

Family of Buttholes

The tightest knit group ever!

P1: they are such assholes!
P2: no dude, they're just tight knit. They are a family of buttholes

by PineappleJuice March 30, 2015