Buttholicism

The worship and praise of the ass and/or butthole.

Derrick used to be a Christian but now after he tapped Christie, he has officially converted to Buttholicism, he don't even eat meat on Fridays but he'll slurp up dat ass doe.

by realchokdup June 24, 2020

buttholistic

1. adjective describing someone who is acting like an asshole.
2. being an asshole

Boy: Why are you being such an assholistic bitch today?
Girl: Because you're always buttholistic

by anonymous November 3, 2020

buttholeosis

It's like tuberculosis but in your butt.

He called in sick today because he caught buttholeosis.

by Suzy songbird June 13, 2021

Opposable Buttholes

Two or more jerks who can be easily manipulated into confrontational situations.

Kyle and Steve plus alcohol and those jerks will argue for days.. such opposable buttholes.

by angry lil bird June 18, 2023

Bloody Buttholes

A game based off of bloody knuckles. Only in this case you and your partner take turns shoving your penis, or strap on penis in eachothers buttholes until someone bleeds. That person is the loser. You cannot use any lubricants either. Game can be played by any and all genders. Have fun!!

Anthony and James were bored at work, so they decided to play a game of bloody buttholes.

by SkadooshMF July 5, 2024

Family of Buttholes

The tightest knit group ever!

P1: they are such assholes!
P2: no dude, they're just tight knit. They are a family of buttholes

by PineappleJuice March 30, 2015