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Sticky-Icky Mud Butt

Sticky to moderately wet feelings about the anus within a four-inch radius; directly related to doubts concerning whether a person has maybe shit their pants a little bit or has some kind of "butt leak". Those affected often experience symptoms including: anxiety, confusion, apprehension, inhibition, sudden loss of social-confidence, uncertainty towards whether their pants contain a "sticky-icky" mud-like substance. Victims often can be reassured by going to the bathroom and administering a "wipe-check". This courtesy-wipe can go one of two ways: 1) the toilet paper is unsoiled indicating a clean (yet sweaty) anus, or 2) the toilet paper is stained with a wet, sticky, muddish feces that must be removed if the victim is to return to their natural, unafflicted state.
After consuming his morning cup of hot coffee Greott walked to class only to discover he suddenly had Sticky-Icky Mud Butt. He knew that Sticky-Icky Mud Butt could be social suicide if recognized by his peers and that he may be in danger of being labeled "the smelly kid" or a person that "shits his pants". Having experienced this form of ostrification before he quickly went to the bathroom, hung his backpack on the back of the door, pulled down his pants and proceeded to wipe his butt-crack from the bottom up, observing the toilet paper for signs of sticky-icky mud. Thankfully the toilet paper was "clean" indicating moist feelings caused by heavy perspiration about the anus not a form of butt leak. "Probably caused by the hot coffee" he giggled to himself, and went back to class with the buoyancy back in his step.
by Party Crashers October 11, 2009
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April 17th is the designated day for sticking Cheetos up your butt, posting it on your only fans, and making hella money off it.
Guy 1: Yo today's April 17th, you know what that means..

Guy 2: Oh shit it's Make Money Off Sticking Cheetos Up Your Butt Day already??? Sick.
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Buttsick

Unusually uncomfortable case of diarrhea (loose bowels)
Dude, I'm so buttsick right now. Must've been the burrito...
by Rocksteadycrew2 February 3, 2012
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buttsick

Complaining; fretful; cranky. Having or revealing feelings of whininess, irritability, disappointment, or arrogance. Attitude of dissatisfaction or sickness, commonly attributed to over-consumption of alcohol.
Why are you so buttsick?
by jacko_jackson February 23, 2014
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buttstinker

Butt stinker: A person who's rear end stinks. Typically the smell from a Butt Stinkers backside will show itself as soon as you are within arms reach of the person. Example: I went to talk to Billy, but as soon as I got close all I could smell was the stench from his ass, He is a butt stinker. Breaking the seal : this refers to when a butt stinker uses the bathroom prior to you. Upon entering the room ,all you smell is butt, yet all the person did is pee. Hence they broke the seal.
Upon entering the room ,all you smell is butt, yet all the person did is pee. Hence this person is a buttstinker
by Stankerrr May 20, 2014
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buttswick

A pejorative term for a person who is annoying and/or pestersome. Less profane than "butthole" this term has a British slant and is synonymous with "butthead".
Uncle Doug is annoying me. He can be such a buttswick.
by Uncle_Doug_in_Dallas March 9, 2014
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Buttstick

Stick hanging out of your anal cavity.
Also an insult or expletive to yell at school functions.
Let me stroke your buttstick
by Sal July 20, 2004
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