pokey bumwanker

when your masterbating and you stick your finger up your but

dude last night i was beatin it and stuck my finger up my butt!

eww you pokey bumwanker

by yeah daddy October 23, 2008

Buzzwanker

A person who is accidentally electrocuted during the act of masturbation.

"Dude so sad what happened to Fred... He are he passed away last night"

Friend: "I know but what a way to go jerking off in a toaster he was a huge Buzzwanker, RIP..."

by Vegetablerightsandpeas July 29, 2016

Boswanger

A person that is a cretin, but a really big one. From the latin 'Boswangus', meaning 'made up word'.

"That person just said or did something that made them look stupid! What a boswanger!"

by Opja October 11, 2004

bushwacker

One who tries to make personal gain by the distruction of others reguardless of truth fack or ethics.

John F. Kerry is a real bushwacker

by Nutz January 8, 2005

Buswater

The greasy sick taste you get in your mouth whilst travelling on public transport, likely to happen after a night on the tear.

''Some serious dose of buswater on the backroad to cork...needed a bib.

by buswater girl February 9, 2010

Bwanker

A bwanker is a high level banker (mainly Irish) who has been part of the reckless lend, lend, lend culture which led mainly to the recession of 2008/9. Part of the cronie culture, the bwanker acts with the apparent blessing of his government buddies, and seems free from blame in anything he does or has done.

"Ireland has gone down the toilet! I can't get a job, pay my mortgage, and I am eating out of the neighbour's dustbin to survive!"
"So, who's fault is that?"
"Awww.. you know yourself! Sure its the government and the bwankers."

by Xsnrg February 4, 2010

bwanker

the term given to bankers since the 2008 fiasco of bringing recession in to the world

i'm heading to zucotti park, i'm gonna diss these bwankers all day long

by kbx911 December 15, 2011