Burka Bluetooth

When a somalian takes a crappy generic brand cellular device and tucks it on the side of the their head between their burka and ear creating a hands free device.

Micheal: Did you see that somalian using their Burka Bluetooth?

Steve: Yeah, right as she drove her car in me as i crossed the road!

by baby punter May 11, 2010

burkard

N

1. A large jolly character with a smile on his face and a twinkle in his eye.
2. A large fellow that can easily be confused with a teddy bear.

V (to burkard it)

1. To have an upbeat attitude, even in the bleakest of times.

1. After he won that prize at the carnival game, he looked like a burkard.

2. He burkarded it, even after he got the horrible, horrible news.

by kazzzzzzzzzzzzz May 13, 2005

Burkerig

To repair or modify an existing mechanism, such as an automobile or Apple computer, with no professional training, knowledge, or ability. Often results in rendering the object useless and/or ineffective.

The air conditioning in the Santa Fe didn't seem to work, so he just Burkerigged under the hood. The only problem is that now the air conditioning still doesn't work and the car can only turn left.

by Appleman69 April 19, 2010

Nigel Burke

The surgeon on surgeon simulator obviously

Hi Nigel Burke time to kill bob

by Nock norberg May 29, 2019

burke it

To throw up at a party with the ultimate outcome of ruining the party.

"Did Kevin just burke it?"
"Yeah, I think he just burked it."
"What a bitch."
"Yeah"

by Nikka May 22, 2006

brukka

to 'get brukka' - to be administered a severe beating or shooting

Bruv you keep chirpsin at me like that then man's gonna get brukka

by David Thorp July 10, 2007

burka bathing

bathing in shorts & baggy t shirt to conceal obesity.

mandy: i'm taking the kids swimming after school why don't you come too, be fun. they allow burka bathing.....i checked.

jane: erm, what makes you think i burka bathe?

mandy: erm, your 50 inch hips....

by will6691 December 11, 2013